Yes, but the technical term is "Banned's mom".
Thick shake? You kidding, that would kill him. He'll complain about his diabetus or his heart attack or the fact that he's "put on a few" and how he shouldn't be having it, then eat it anyway before ordering a second. Of course all the sucking would cause his lungs to pop. Then we'd all laugh.
No I haven't. But I've seen the women you surround yourself with. Hot stuff.
My only wish is that I were confident enough to approach hotties like that. I'm not a bad looking guy, and when I'm not being to self-aware for my own good, I can be fun to hang around with. It's just that I'm rarely not self-aware. I need to go to a shrink. Or hire a hooker. Either one will do, really.
wtf? cyber's an admin now?
Things are just back to the way they ought to be. I dunno if you were ever here when I was an admin back in the day, but shit got done. I just let myself get too wrapped up in the job for my own good, and had to slowly make the crawl back up the ladder.
I hope that's not a problem for you.