It's because they have breasts. I mean, it's not like we are really paying attention to what they are saying.
Woman: I can't believe you! You are such an inconsiderate asshole! I cleaned up this house, and you come in here, dragging all the mud in from your little football game. And all your drunk assed friends are in here eathing the food I worked so hard to prepare...we were supposed to have a nice dinner! You're such a pig.
Man: heh. Her tits jiggle when she yells.
: I was talking to Ashton today and she had on this skimpy little shirt that showed her whole tit almost. And while she was talking I was just absorbed with her tits. Everything she said just flew by my head as it was too low for them to reach my ears. Oh man it was awesome. She never knew...
Jase, you are gay. You're not my friend anymore.
Signed polo