The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Sprung]

No way. You see like a prick LOL

[RomzGuy!]

I meant to say I suck zee cock.

[Mikey_]

Shut it, you old fool.

[Raype]

No way. You see like a prick LOL

Don't worry, he's not. He's probably the biggest nice guy on here.

At least among the ones that aren't just nice you get in your pants.

Beware DCK. If you're a guy, he wants you. If you're a fat chick, he wants you. If you're a fat guy, you're screwed. Literally.

[polokitty]

Nor will you ever. Too many perverts on the internet. I'm sure you know this. I wish my dick were that can of beer...

me too

[Mikey_]

Don't worry, he's not. He's probably the biggest nice guy on here.

At least among the ones that aren't just nice you get in your pants.

Beware DCK. If you're a guy, he wants you. If you're a fat chick, he wants you. If you're a fat guy, you're screwed. Literally.

[Raype]

me too

Cyber?

[RomzGuy!]

I meant to say I suck zee cock.

I didn't say that. Are you supposed to do that?

[Mikey_]

I didn't say that. Are you supposed to do that?

Straight guys aren't supposed to do that, no.

[RomzGuy!]

Straight guys aren't supposed to do that, no.

Ok. I'll just avoid you. Ray said I wouldn't get in trouble.

[Mikey_]

Ok. I'll just avoid you. Ray said I wouldn't get in trouble.

Oh? Ray is my second account here. He's the cooler half. He lied to you about not getting into trouble.

[Banned]

Oh? Ray is my second account here. He's the cooler half. He lied to you about not getting into trouble.

I think he's more like a quarter, or an eighth.

[Raype]

Oh? Ray is my second account here. He's the cooler half. He lied to you about not getting into trouble.

Yeah, you see we have severe schizophrenia.

We're also Sprung. But don't tell anyone.

[Mikey_]

Yeah, you see we have severe schizophrenia.

We're also Sprung. But don't tell anyone.

You're not supposed to admit to that!

[Raype]

I think he's more like a quarter, or an eighth.

You mean fourth or eight. We're not talking percent, we're talking numeric progression. Or something.

Anyway, he said second account, and not other half.

Speaking of which, I'm glad we're hung so well, otherwise the sex would be very hard for both of us.