The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Curses]

Can I just ask which one you think is better...?

I thought it was long because you were staring at paine's chest. Oh.

Schlong buster! Attack! Nice lips. Have some hair gel. :O!

I had played them when they first came out. They haven't quite aged well, but they were pretty good back in the day. Just needed to look better, like the other games. And then 3 hit. I masturbated constantly. Good times.

Ah, those were the days. Before driver became a flaming pile. Dudes, stop trying to copy GTA, you were cool because of the 70's style cop movie thing you had going. Now it's just another sad GTA knockoff. What happened Tanner? You used to be fun, with high speed chases and all that crazy shit. Also, Driver 2 was greatness.

Driver 3 was utter garbage. I think I had True Crime LA at the time because I can't think of a reason why that would get a try if San Andreas was out.

Driver 2 was great. A few days ago, I was looking at the back of the case and read that OPM rating. I lol'd because look at the calibre of games today.

Well I have a feeling it will be, although the 360 is really doing well and I'm happy with the lineup. I wouldn't say it's perfect yet (I'm more of a single player guy, there's only so many times I can put up with "OMG HAXXOR" being screamed into my ear by a 13 year old who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and just got punched/kicked/stabbed to death by me without hitting me once), but it's pretty good. The Wii has that whole motion sensitivity thing going, but I fear the novelty has mostly worn off already for me. Also, the library seems to rely heavily on mini games and simple stuff. While that's fun for a while, the system really needs more zelda style stuff and less "wii sports" stuff.

I love showing my skills off to newbies e.g Tekken. Or just having them watch me play awesome in DMC, while they drool wanting a go.

Yeah, that's why I said I underestimated Wii. It looked pretty good, like the way you go fishing in Twilight Princess.

[Raype]

You're so damn CRABCAKE'D guys..

Hey, can you blame us? There were 42 giant enemy crabs in that crab battle. Each with an HP of over nine thousand.

Fortunately they like mudkips and ended up chasing one off a cliff.

I think.

[Banned]

Hey, can you blame us? There were 42 giant enemy crabs in that crab battle. Each with an HP of over nine thousand.

Fortunately they like mudkips and ended up chasing one off a cliff.

I think.

Ya know ray, you could have just gone to see a doctor...

[Mikey_]

I think I need a vacation. /can't wait for this weekend

By the way, nice avatar Lethe.

[Banned]

Mikey, I think you should change your username to windows vista, that way crackerjack doesn't look like a moron trying to flame somebody that doesn't exist.

[Mikey_]

Mikey, I think you should change your username to windows vista, that way crackerjack doesn't look like a moron trying to flame somebody that doesn't exist.

He looks like a moron anyway.

I like Visto.

[Elmdor]

Can I just ask which one you think is better...?

Neither. Use a real frame.

[Jase]

Go to shopping with girl friend and boring.
On train, bus and airplane.

Few problems there.

Plane: you would have to pay for 3 seats.
Bus: can she even fit through the door?
Train: Steel has a strain limit.

Also, getting through the shopping mall doors, does she have to use the docking bay, or do the electric double doors do?

[Raype]

Can I just ask which one you think is better...?

No comment. They both seem like they desperately want to suck my cock.

Schlong buster! Attack! Nice lips. Have some hair gel. :O!

It also adds status effects "blind" and "silence"

Driver 3 was utter garbage. I think I had True Crime LA at the time because I can't think of a reason why that would get a try if San Andreas was out.

Parallel lines was not much better.

TCLA was alright, they just needed more content. When you can complete a game in one sitting it's just too short. The game didn't do the "game" justice. The action sequences were pretty well done, the fact you could upgrade was pretty cool, and the missions seemed pretty well thought out. It was just really missing something.

Driver 2 was great. A few days ago, I was looking at the back of the case and read that OPM rating. I lol'd because look at the calibre of games today.

Yeah, insane. I still get a chuckle everytime I play an old PS1 action game. How did we ever play with such shitty draw distance? You pretty much can't see your hand in front of your face.

I love showing my skiolls off to newbies e.g Tekken. Or just having them watch me play awesome in DMC, while they drool wanting a go.

I prefer soul calibur. I'm insanely good with those "perfect blocks". It's hilarious to watch someone try taking a swing at me, getting it deflected, then caught in a throw or combo. It's gotten to the point where few people will play against me. Hey, it's not my fault everyone else has to be an agressive attacker.

Yeah, that's why I said I underestimated Wii. It looked pretty good, like the way you go fishing in Twilight Princess.

For sure. However the system needs some porn games. I mean come on, the system seems like it was made for that sort of thing.

[Jase]

I cant find my Jay Z - Fade to Black DVD. Not cool =/

[Sprung]

Few problems there.

Plane: you would have to pay for 3 seats.
Bus: can she even fit through the door?
Train: Steel has a strain limit.

Also, getting through the shopping mall doors, does she have to use the docking bay, or do the electric double doors do?

oh snap

[Raype]

He looks like a moron anyway.

I second this.

Also, snkupo, if you advertise for ep on gamefaqs' forums again I'll beat you with a shovel.

[Mikey_]

Also, snkupo, if you advertise for ep on gamefaqs' forums again I'll beat you with a shovel.

What?

[kupo]

Gamefaqs? What's that?

[Fer!]

wtf!! i didnt do shit for a fucking infration!! take it back you stupid shit windows vista! im not a fucking nub you dont fucking call me that say it so every body could see it!!

I guess he shouts that his computer very often.