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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Only do it if you get one that says, "I want you inside of me." That could save your life in some situations.
    Nah, complex artwork is usually better.

    The stoners spend so much time trying to figure out just what it is that you'll be able to regain conciousness and fight/run.

    Also, if it's the right kind moving fast during a fight can hypnotize the enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Lower level of College. The thing is, it won't catch up to me. I can step it up when I need to do so. I am very good at working the system we know as education. In the past I have worked for days on research projects and what have you. I just know when the time is right for procrastination.
    I'm telling your profs.
    "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I can do that. SRSLY thou, mum's goin to get my "Mother you there? i love you, i never ment to hit you over the head with that shovel"
    That would be a tatoo that is consumed by a plethora of win.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    At least I have the best music in the game.
    Well that's true.

    However, you still suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post

    Ever considered scaring illiterate people with all that text?
    I thought about getting "Hi, i'm EP's Banned, can i make you laugh" tattooed on my chest, you knwo to scare people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    I'm telling your profs.
    I am calling the fucking cops. You are a stalker. You left your blockbuster rental in my bedroom by the way. I am never returning it like ever. You will be billed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I am calling the fucking cops. You are a stalker. You left your blockbuster rental in my bedroom by the way. I am never returning it like ever. You will be billed.
    I'll get it later. Cannibal Holocaust will be in my possession on Wednesday afternoon.
    "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Well that's true.

    However, you still suck.
    Yeah, suck like your dad when he is swallowing my cock.


    See what I did there? I made a bad joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    I'll get it later. Cannibal Holocaust will be in my possession on Wednesday afternoon.
    Jesus H. Christ! Did you finally man up and buy it? Or did blockbuster finally decide it was blockbuster online friendly?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I thought about getting "Hi, i'm EP's Banned, can i make you laugh" tattooed on my chest, you knwo to scare people.
    You could always get "BUTTSEX" in huge letters across the chest. Then while women are bent over laughing you rape them.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    I am calling the fucking cops. You are a stalker. You left your penis extender in my bedroom by the way. I am never returning it like ever. You will be filled.
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You left your blockbuster rental in my bedroom by the way.
    Sure sure.

    "I don't gots no porns, Sprung!"...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I am calling the fucking cops. You are a stalker. You left your blockbuster rental in my bedroom by the way. I am never returning it like ever. You will be billed.
    It was that porno you had in the screenshot you tooke, wasnt it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    You could always get "BUTTSEX" in huge letters across the chest. Then while women are bent over laughing you rape them.



    Really?
    I went to Meijer tonight, and the guy working the service desk had PENI5 written on his hand.



    fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Jesus H. Christ! Did you finally man up and buy it? Or did blockbuster finally decide it was blockbuster online friendly?
    I renewed netflix for one month so I could get all the movies that BB had on long wait....but mainly just to see the cannibal holocaust.
    "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yeah, suck like your dad when he is swallowing my cock.


    See what I did there? I made a bad joke.
    Yeah, my dad's bisexual. Big deal. Your mom's fat. And can't keep her legs shut for five minutes.

    Dammit, I just wanted to enjoy the movie, not smell vag for 2 hours. If I wanted that I'd see her at the strip club.

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