Rhodes? Like the first level when you are still badass? I just landed on some island. After getting the Bow I managed a 3000+ combo. I just kept firing it, enemies kept spawning, so I turned on Law and Order SVU and just kept hitting the buttons. I am not sure if you get anything special for going higher, it was starting to hurt my finger.
Well, I have one of my weekly paper to do. It won't be hard, but I will have to read at least 10 pages first. I know, 10 pages. That is like nothing, but I am very lazy.
I think I remember seeing a commercial for Insight 10.0 once. If I remember correctly, it was about $40. So I am guessing 15.0 is about $50-60.
My DSL (3.8Mb/s) costs $34, so the 10.0 wouldn't be that much more, but it's INSIGHT, and they also limit their newsgroup downloads to like 7GB a month.
I get 7GB a night.
Yes. Where you're still badass. That "island" is the island of creation. Basically what you'll be seeing in the background for the next couple of sections will be the playing area for about 95% of the rest of the game. You get extra red orbs. Or blood. Or souls. Or...wait, what's the term used in GOW? I forget.
Oh. I don't see how people can be lazy so much. If I don't do something when it's assigned I can't forget about it until it's done. It drives me insane. That's why I always have so much free time. I never have to be like "omg, I got this paper to do *turns on computer* *plays game for 5 minutes* OMG, paper *closes game, opens internet* *screws around for 2 hours* omg, paper, *attempts writing 2 lines, turns on TV for "break*" etc.
But not before a lengthy emoness ridden backstory that makes babies cry. Dammit kratos, you had a good thing going, why spoil it with all that "pwease makes me fogets gods *tear* "
Were it not for that the game would be almost as manly as me.
Found out about that too? Out of place wasn't it? Ah well, there's always time for sex. I was hoping the sex mini game would've involved the sisters of fate. Come on, the game looked like it was heading to foursome ville.Originally Posted by strongbad
"I've come to change my fate"
"and how are you going to convince us to allow you to do that"
"well..."
*porn music plays*
come on, the scene writes itself.
Sadly, one of the sisters looks oddly like DCK's current girlfriend. Not to be confused with Eurysomethingorother, who looks like DCK's former girlfriend.