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Thread: The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hello, my name is "stuff".

    Also, you'd have eaten if you swallowed like I told you to. Any idea how hard it is to get semen out of these pants?
    Amberly was trying to explain that she didn't have a semen stain on her crotch, and that it came from something she spilled on the counter. Believable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Amberly was trying to explain that she didn't have a semen stain on her crotch, and that it came from something she spilled on the counter. Believable?
    Only if she was giving some dude a handjob near the counter.

    Or using REALLY bizarre mayo.

    Or toothpaste.

    But yeah, I'd say most likely she's got a semen stain.

    Nah, not really. There's a lot of things that can give semen like stains. However, nothing gets quite as crusty as splooge. So if it's thick and crusty, she fucked some dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Now that mikey is an administrator, it's no longer cool.

    Which brings your cool score to -8.

    You're lucky DCK is still banging fat chicks, otherwise you'd be lower on the ep food chain.
    With DCK around, I am guaranteed at least a B+ for life.

    Don't die under a fat guy, DCK.


    Mikey is a what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    With DCK around, I am guaranteed at least a B+ for life.

    Don't die under a fat guy, DCK.


    Mikey is a what?
    I never said I was an Admin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    With DCK around, I am guaranteed at least a B+ for life.

    Don't die under a fat guy, DCK.


    Mikey is a what?
    And banned. But the thing is banned can't do anything about it without suddenly becoming funny. That's not going to happen. But in DCK's case he just needs to stop dating guys nailing tubbies and cutting himself.

    Oh, I figured that finally was related to earlier mentioned promo, and not to the server downtime. My bad.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey
    I never said I was an Admin.
    Yeah, that was my mistake. Seriously sprung I know you're short but your posts don't have to be.

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    Also, I just got this wicked handjob from this chick named amber.

    All over the counter. She'll be tasting me for a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    And banned. But the thing is banned can't do anything about it without suddenly becoming funny. That's not going to happen. But in DCK's case he just needs to stop dating guys nailing tubbies and cutting himself.

    Oh, I figured that finally was related to earlier mentioned promo, and not to the server downtime. My bad.



    Yeah, that was my mistake. Seriously sprung I know you're short but your posts don't have to be.
    Try making sense, roundbaconer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Try making sense, roundbaconer!
    I am making sense. Canadian sense.

    It's like british humor. You either get it or you're not from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I am making sense. Canadian sense.

    It's like british humor. You either get it or you're not from here.
    Oh hell.

    I gave up on British humor long ago.

    see also: The Young Ones.

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    hey, who has access to that torrent place called demonid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Oh hell.

    I gave up on trying to grow long ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Oh hell.

    I gave up on British humor long ago.

    see also: The Young Ones.
    Haven't we all?

    I would see the young ones if you didn't keep them locked up in your basement all day. Sicko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solar-Flair View Post
    hey, who has access to that torrent place called demonid?
    Everyone and your mom.

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    loool, but seriously though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solar-Flair View Post
    loool, but seriously though
    loool, seriously though, I'm sure just about everyone here has access to there. But there's no warez talk here. Keep it to PM's.


    Just letting you know.

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