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Thread: The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hey, if I didn't wear condoms Canada would be overpopulated within 20 years with the amount of fucking I do.

    It's for the good of the nation that I keep my man rod under wraps.
    The world needs your offspring, stop being so selfish.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You have to write my name on your penis while you do it. That way it is believable.
    There won't be room to write it on there.

    Keep in mind it's three letters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    The world needs your offspring, stop being so selfish.
    Hey, with all the fapping and rediculous mishaps and accidents over the years I'm probably sterile by now.

    I should've worn a cup for the last 20 years.

    Just on the off chance that it'd be another day where I get whacked in the balls with some random object.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    fine, i'll porntube a vid of me putting one on.
    do it go on do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    You still say you aren't gay?
    That would be hilarious. I am not gay, I am just really really desensitized, mainly for what I have seen in my life. A kid that I know has really led to this, over the years he has done tons of sick "tricks" with his penis. Including wrapping it around a pole and then stepping over the pole with both legs, then there was the one where he stuck a q-tip down the hole. He may very well be gay, either that or he is just really weird.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Hey, with all the fapping and rediculous mishaps and accidents over the years I'm probably sterile by now.

    I should've worn a cup for the last 20 years.

    Just on the off chance that it'd be another day where I get whacked in the balls with some random object.
    In the sports stores, you can buy "genital protectors". I highly suggest you get one, just in case you're not sterile.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    I shaved my pubic hair fully off a couple weeks back. Not something I want to experience again. I mean, the first day or two were alright, but when it started to grow back it was bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    You still say you aren't gay?
    only for you corey

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    That would be hilarious. I am not gay, I am just really really desensitized, mainly for what I have seen in my life.I performed tons of sick "tricks" with my penis. Including wrapping it around a pole and then stepping over the pole with both legs, then there was the one where I stuck a q-tip down the hole. I am VERY gay, either that or I am just really weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    ....... then there was the one where he stuck a q-tip down the hole. He may very well be gay, either that or he is just really weird.
    Ouch!! shit!! Did it bleed????

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    I shaved my pubic hair fully off a couple weeks back. Not something I want to experience again. I mean, the first day or two were alright, but when it started to grow back it was bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Keep in mind it's three letters.
    Three really big and ong letters though, right?
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    You have to write my name on your penis while you do it. That way it is believable.
    I'll have the hangout in the BG.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I changed my mind. Anyone with a dick that big wouldn't be such a pussy about dealing with girls.
    well, i'm a nerd, what do you want? who else is gonna fuck me? LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Hey I don't tell him to do things like this. Also, it's not like I am the only person in the room with him while he does it. He likes to get crazy when there are lots of people around.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vagabond View Post
    Ouch!! shit!! Did it bleed????
    I don't think so, I didn't watch all that closely, mainly I was walking back and forth yelling, "Holy.....OH MY GOD!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Three really big and ong letters though, right?
    how about jase and strongbad can suck me.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Wow your dick looks weird, but I can see why you GF likes it

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