The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

I'm gonna pillage your villages and steal your women.

Good luck. With that skinny little body you couldn't pillage sprung's village. And we all know elves don't put up much of a fight. At least they didn't the last time I raped their women.

Also, NL women would break you in two with sex. Seriously. These chicks are animals.

[Mikey_]

Hey, walker pilot, you're older than I am

IMPOSSIBLE.

[Mikey_]

Good luck. With that skinny little body you couldn't pillage sprung's village. And we all know elves don't put up much of a fight. At least they didn't the last time I raped their women.

Also, NL women would break you in two with sex. Seriously. These chicks are animals.

You're terrible, I say!

Wow. That post made me laugh hard.

[Elmdor]

Good luck. With that skinny little body you couldn't pillage sprung's village. And we all know elves don't put up much of a fight. At least they didn't the last time I raped their women.

Also, NL women would break you in two with sex. Seriously. These chicks are animals.

Yeah? Well.. uh.. I can run real fast!

They're fucking tall too.

[Jackhammer]

Did you just post something?

/ignore

eh, it's probably because you're swedish.

Nobody likes the swedes.

Nobody.

I always leave the suedes at the side of the plate.

[Sprung]

IMPOSSIBLE.

It's true!

[Mikey_]

It's true!

LIES.

[Jackhammer]

Hey, walker pilot, you're older than I am

Wha...huh?

[Raype]

Yeah? Well.. uh.. I can run real fast!

They're fucking tall too.

Great. That'll come in real handy when my village lets loose the rabid moose.

And you thought I was horny and fast.

No they're not.

They're roughly sprung's height.

Somewhere in the 5'4-5'8 range. Mostly anyway.

[Raype]

I always leave the suedes at the side of the plate.

I usually leave the suedes tied to my bed with a sock in the mouth and a vibrator in the ass.

[Mikey_]

Great. That'll come in real handy when my village lets loose the rabid moose.

And you thought I was horny and fast.

No they're not.

They're roughly sprung's height.

Somewhere in the 5'4-5'8 range. Mostly anyway.

Really? I thought Sprung was 4'5. No seriously.

[Elmdor]

Wait.. what did you mean when you said NL?

LOL INCHES LOL

[Sprung]

Really? I thought Sprung was 4'5. No seriously.

You big dyslexic goof

[Jackhammer]

You big dyslexic goof

Why the fuck did they make dyslexic so hard to spell?

[Mikey_]

You big dyslexic goof

You little meanie.