What's inside my head you say?
Shitty MSPaint photos shall guide you on the journey to the center of my head.
NSFW, 18 or older to enter, no flash photography, and please, don't feed the whores.
Now this image shows what I really enjoy. Whores and cash. Like a real man, I'm all about bitches and money.
Notice the shitty names and pun. Because like most TV, I go for the easy jokes. And the easy women, as evidenced by the high number of whores.
Origionally, the shirt read "I'm God, or at least that's what your mom called me last night when I fucked her", but I was lazy. Everything's better with monkey suit guys. Oh, and guns. Because I can.
*not pictured: Ray's solid gold castle with beer moat, Ray's sex chamber with more mirrors than the average fun house, and more chains, whips, and suits than the average torture chamber. And let's not forget mount chicks, a mountain made entirely of my discarded condoms.*
Ray can I live in a cave on your mountain of your discarded condoms?
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You use condooms!? Pffft!Originally Posted by Ray
Sissy.
It seems that everybody here has gone in a long "trip on ketchup". LOL!!!! I think that inside my brain lies a lot of video games and its characters, a mix of electronic music playin' very quick, and maybe some chicks too!... I really dont even know what the heck is inside there! LOL!!! But to be a little more realist, if you ever get inside your brain you will be automatically electrocuted.... too bad it would end like that....
What is inside my head is just a brain some water and a lots of chemicals made by my brain. To even see whats inside would bore me but the interesting things is what is stored in my memory banks and brain functions. I see whats in my brain everyday. A bunch of anime countinuations, videogame saves that need to be continued, a list of things i do everyday, and theres some evil buggers in the world that try to hack my brain and install brain malware and spyware but i got Gods malware/spyware killer and it never fails. Scanning everyday is important it keeps me healthy.The only problem i have inside my head is the freewill program. If i can stay out of trouble then things are ok.
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Ok, well all the time this thread has been here, was going to make some fun Photoshop image, but I eventually said fuck it (read: just now) and decided to post. Remember that movie Hackers? Well, if you do, think about the hacking sequences when they could see the mainframe and jibber jabber code flying around... My brain would look something like that, only nothing relevant would be flying around.
As an example, there was a time a few years back that I missed my busstop because I was day dreaming about flying fruits and vegetables.
My brain? It would be called place of eternal torment.
A place full of flames and the only thing visible is the visage of a chained man, left there to burn away eternally. The flames would be fueled by the Ignorance of his peers, and on his charred skin these words would glow...
"Misericordiam ad populum ignorantiam ceteris paribus...bellum omnium contra omnes ad infinitum...tu quoque"
"When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."
- Kabir
I will miss you guys.
Well, it may be the page or so of sex talk that precede's this post, but right now the only thing in my brain is a 12 woman orgy.
Okay thats probably going to get me banned.
Spreading Fear and Uncertainty since 2004!
*Apparently the above doesn't fit in a custom user title. Bollocks.
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