The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

It's really bad here. I was going like 20 mph, and couldn't see more than 20 ft ahead.

Get better glasses.

I kill myself.

No really, I probably should.

Where'd my skill go?

Maybe it's at the bottom of the bottle...

[Sprung]

Then what am I supposed to mastubate to while hiding under the table?

THere's always your dog

[Strongbad]

It's really bad here. I was going like 20 mph, and couldn't see more than 20 ft ahead.

Pussy, I can and do drive through anything.

[Sprung]

Get better glasses.

I kill myself.

No really, I probably should.

Where'd my skill go?

Maybe it's at the bottom of the bottle...

Can't be. You fucked the bottle.

I wouldn't try seeing what's at the bottom of it.

[Strongbad]

THere's always your dog

Sadly, my dog died mysteriously of internal bleeding.

[Sprung]

Pussy, I can and do drive through anything.

Yeah, that's evident.

I'll watch Channel 8 tonight.

GO GO GO

[Sprung]

Sadly, my dog died mysteriously of internal bleeding.

Couldn't have been much tearing.

I bet you backed over him with the car.

[Raype]

A. McKay

Well call her a WMD because I can't find her in your post.

She had a real purty mouth.

Yeah.

Just not on her face.

Pussy, I can and do drive through anything.

Except that pole.

Then you just drive INTO everything.

oh, hold on

Pussy, I can and do drive into everything.

Fix'd

[polokitty]

was that reary strongbad, if so ......... uhm never mind, too easy

[Raype]

was that reary strongbad, if so ......... uhm never mind, too easy

It was. And I know he is.

He's a man whore.

[Strongbad]

Yeah, that's evident.

I'll watch Channel 8 tonight.

GO GO GO

I didn't even get more than a small blurb in the local paper the first time. What does it take to make the front page around here? I guess I could always go 120ft through my window again. Only this time I could impale myself on a child. Have you ever seen anyone impaled on another person? Didn't think so.

[Sprung]

was that reary strongbad, if so ......... uhm never mind, too easy

Are you drinking?

If so, please continue.

Statistically speaking, drunk girls post tit 75% more than sober ones.

[Raype]

I didn't even get more than a small blurb in the local paper the first time. What does it take to make the front page around here? I guess I could always go 120ft through my window again. Only this time I could impale myself on a child. Have you ever seen anyone impaled on another person? Didn't think so.

I have.

In fact, I've done it.

Unlike you Mr. Virgin.

[Sprung]

I didn't even get more than a small blurb in the local paper the first time. What does it take to make the front page around here? I guess I could always go 120ft through my window again. Only this time I could impale myself on a child. Have you ever seen anyone impaled on another person? Didn't think so.

I'd pay to see that.

You could go on the road.

Again.

[Strongbad]

Couldn't have been much tearing.

I bet you backed over him with the car.

You're hilarious my friend.

was that reary strongbad, if so ......... uhm never mind, too easy

No, thats Ray. Seriously, he keeps trying to pass it off as me.

It was. And I know he is.

He's a man whore.

Ok fine, you got me. It was me.