Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
Ok fine, maybe I have masturbated. More than once also. Anyway, that much is obvious, but according to hot or not I am indeed hot. Not sure how that one worked out, but it did. I won the EP contest somehow.
Finally, honesty.

And you're wrong. I won the contest, because despite my lack of video evidence, I'm still hotter than everyone and everything on this planet.

I'm so hot I burn.

I sign on to aim and this is what I get. What the hell?
That's what happens when you give DCK your aim address.