The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

It was excellent.

You can tell a good penis by two things:

You need no A-1 or any other sauce. The cock tastes best on its own.
When I got done eating, my face was full of semen.

True. Sounds like a good peice of meat you had in your mouth.

TWO GIRLS!? AT ONCE??

dude. you're my hero.

Girls are a lot sluttier than they used to be.

Heck, even mKenny scored a threesome.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to him? Did he die or something?

[Strongbad]

Easy there strongbad, I'm into girls.

And friday. And saturday. And sunday, I'm guessing.

Who isn't into girls? Curves are to awesome to ignore. But still, I could act like a girl and you could act like my father or maybe even Sprung.

No, those are the days I spend with my friends. Still hard to find fun things to do, but some of them are entertaining enough as it is.

[Raype]

You know he was talking about cock and balls right?

Way to crap all over it.

Actually, that sounds like fun.

Now, do me.

Go for the mouth, I enjoy a good mouthful of shit.

Who isn't into girls? Curves are to awesome to ignore. But still, I could act like a girl and you could act like my father or maybe even Sprung.

No, those are the days I spend with my friends. Still hard to find fun things to do, but some of them are entertaining enough as it is.

It's a deal, however you must wear this wig and I get to call you "Saril".

Ah. In my case that'd pretty much be every day of the week.
Living near each other=awesome.
Plus you can party hard and nobody'll complain about the noise.

[Strongbad]

It's a deal, however you must wear this wig and I get to call you "Saril".

Ah. In my case that'd pretty much be every day of the week.
Living near each other=awesome.
Plus you can party hard and nobody'll complain about the noise.

I wish my friends would party a little every now and then. Well, one of them does, but he usually does it without me. Partying is fun, I would like to do it more often. And by party, I mean sexual intercourse.

[Raype]

I wish my friends would party a little every now and then. Well, one of them does, but he usually does it without me. Partying is fun, I would like to do it more often. And by party, I mean sexual intercourse.

I like to party alone.

With my porn.

[Strongbad]

I like to party alone.

With my porn.

Masturbation is gross and wrong. I will never comit such an act.

[Sprung]

Masturbation is gross and wrong. I will never admit such an act.

[Raype]

Masturbation is gross and wrong. I will never comit such an act.

Masturbation is like anal sex.

It sounds gross on paper, but the act is both pleasing and somewhat fun. There can be some mess but preparation takes care of that.

Unless you're in prison, then it's just painful.

[Raype]

Masturbation is gross and wrong. I will never comit such an act.

Oh, and are you including female masturbation in there?

'cause that's not gross or wrong, it's just hot.

[Strongbad]

Masturbation is like anal sex.

It sounds gross on paper, but the act is both pleasing and somewhat fun. There can be some mess but preparation takes care of that.

Unless you're in prison, then it's just painful.

You crazy.


Sprung, prove that I have masturbated. I never have, EVAR!

[Strongbad]

Oh, and are you including female masturbation in there?

'cause that's not gross or wrong, it's just hot.

No, of course I was not.

[Raype]

You crazy.

Sprung, prove that I have masturbated. I never have, EVAR!

That's what my shrink tells me.

Wanna meet her? I have her face in a box under my bed.

No guy can ever say they haven't masturbated. Your balls would probably explode or something. Unless you got laid by the time you hit 13. In which case you're either lucky or hot.

And you seem to be neither.

[Strongbad]

That's what my shrink tells me.

Wanna meet her? I have her face in a box under my bed.

No guy can ever say they haven't masturbated. Your balls would probably explode or something. Unless you got laid by the time you hit 13. In which case you're either lucky or hot.

And you seem to be neither.

Ok fine, maybe I have masturbated. More than once also. Anyway, that much is obvious, but according to hot or not I am indeed hot. Not sure how that one worked out, but it did. I won the EP contest somehow.

[Strongbad]

I sign on to aim and this is what I get. What the hell?

ghettoballerjon (22:59:15): done jaking it
trunks emu (23:01:30): I have never masturbated
trunks emu (23:01:36): SRSLY
ghettoballerjon (22:59:50): me niether, i have been fuckin since i was ten

[Raype]

Ok fine, maybe I have masturbated. More than once also. Anyway, that much is obvious, but according to hot or not I am indeed hot. Not sure how that one worked out, but it did. I won the EP contest somehow.

Finally, honesty.

And you're wrong. I won the contest, because despite my lack of video evidence, I'm still hotter than everyone and everything on this planet.

I'm so hot I burn.

I sign on to aim and this is what I get. What the hell?

That's what happens when you give DCK your aim address.