The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

My walls have a sort of yellow crust all over the place. Interesting stains.

My mom has that same crust all over her lips.

Your room changes every few days, where you seduce 12 year olds and hide under their beds, while they bring you food.

It's okay. Your secret's safe with me.

Nah, you're thinking of that child porn ring run by crusher and sprung.

Sprung hides under the beds (since he's tiny) while crusher eats. When sprung's done, crusher then eats the kid.

That's why they've never been caught.