I need something to compare it to.
Quick, post your vagina.
That pig was choking, I used my penis to push food down it's throat and fix it.Originally Posted by Banned
And I had to make sure it's ass wasn't damaged, and since my penis was already covered in hog slime, which acted as a natural lubricant..
wait, why am I bothering to justify myself. The only ass you landed was my mom. She'd do anyone. I'd know. Any idea how many "uncles" I have?