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Thread: The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    You saying I can't pick up chicks?





    You're right...
    As long as you can't pickup boys either, it's all normal.

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    hahahha omg that was so funny

    Yves says :
    its like that time i was accused of having sex with someone underage
    Yves says :
    i swear i didnt know she was 3!
    Girl says :
    thats disgusting!
    Yves says :
    I know, she kept teasing me!


    Thanks ep!

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    lol
    That is quite amusing, to say the least.

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    I'm gonna ask Laura if I can park my pink wagon in her brown street.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    ew
    ...wagon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    ew
    ...wagon?
    Ya, so I can feel it bend up.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    If ya say so...

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    LOL, how about if I convince her to let me do it because my slutty friend who's been banging for 5 years hasn't done anal, and I want to brag.

    Me = nerd who is 18 and has only fucked 2 girls, he's a slut.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Brightsidezer0 said:guess what, im visiting where you live for a week... so i say we meet up Get back to me on that


    WTF, is she really visiting Long Beach, California?
    Stick it in her.

    (lucky bastard)

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    LOL, how about if I convince her to let me do it because my slutty friend who's been banging for 5 years hasn't done anal, and I want to brag.

    Me = nerd who is 18 and has only fucked 2 girls, he's a slut.
    Just go for it in the heat of the moment. If she doesn't enjoy it, claim you "slipped out" and ended up "nailing the wrong hole".

    Works better in some positions.

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    lol that'll go down well
    'Nailed the wrong hole'

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    Fire In The Hole

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    'Which one? Ooops wrong one. '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    'Which one? Ooops wrong one. '
    Yeah, it works.


    "OWWWWWWWOWOWOW WRONG HOLE!!"
    "Oh sorry, honest mistake..."

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    haha
    I don't see how that can happen, but I'll take your word for it. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    haha
    I don't see how that can happen, but I'll take your word for it. LOL
    Always play it cool man.

    "ARGH IM CH--KING"
    "Oh haha, sorry I won't push your head down so hard then "


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