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Thread: The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Jase, yah a model, A FUCKING CANCER MODEL! With her discolored skin.
    In the words of Jay Z:
    Little punk ass buck, thats it? So much for that, its my turn.

    1) It was taken in a BATHROOM, thus the lack of bad lighting.
    2) You have seen ONE photo, there is many more, and ive shared them, im not scared to show people, unlike yourself, oh dont worry thou, Ive seen the picture that i wasnt ment to see. Nice how she take up 2/3 of the photo, and the picture itself was taken from a good distance away.
    3) Whats even better, is the fact YOU are picking on her skin colour.... Im sorry but you must not remeber that pastey ass goth chick you got a headjob off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    also funny how your pic was all beige colored skin, my closet doors have better tones, also what the fuck does her face look like? I've yet to see it.
    Your closet doors are also skinnier then your GF, refer to last post.
    Oh and her face looks like a face, single chin, no wrinkles, you know standed stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    jase, i hope you fuck her doggy style and with a towel over her back to block the sun blotches from blinding you more than you already are.
    What i would like to see, is you fuck your GF:

    Reverse Cowgirl, and walk away.
    69er, again with the ability to walk away but this time without a broken nose.
    You lifting her up against the shower wall. (No SRSLY have you tried to lift her up yet?)

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    All I can get? You mean what Jase calls whales? Is that all I can get?
    DONT FORGET THAT PASTEY ASS GOTH CHICK! She was skinny, just wanted to drain your blood from your body.

    We need Darth in here, he can back me up on this shit.

    Its okay DCK, you have bad taste in females, its not your fault, SRSLY, your trying the best with what god gave you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    this has to be the nastiest hangout i ever partook in.
    WOW you have the ability to spot nasty things?

    How about you wake up to the facts and get rid of that nasty ass GF [/Token black african american female named Requisha]

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    Wtf is a head job?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Wtf is a head job?
    I loled IRL.

    "Hunny gave me the massage with the happy ending"

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head+job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Wtf is a head job?
    Skullduggery.

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    also, i like how jase totally ignored the whole part where i explained my penis size and my wondering if i should become a porno star.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Im sorry but you must not remeber that pastey ass goth chick you got a headjob off.

    Jase, the goth girl never gave me head.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    also, i like how jase totally ignored the whole part where i explained my penis size and my wondering if i should become a porno star.
    Cos i didnt have to? Strongbad really Zinged you on that post.

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    EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND ENJOY



















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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Im sorry but you must not remeber that pastey ass goth chick you got a headjob off.

    Jase, the goth girl never gave me head.
    There are no goths here... Nice try, dipshit.

    Dude, you went around saying you got a headjob, off that Goth chick, and you were rubbing it in to CMM and Darth...

    We can wait for one of them to come online if you want?

    Just give it a break, i win okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    DTAMFS, sucks to your assmar.
    Y'know, you're a lot like Piggy.

    He took a big rock to the head, and you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Roux
    Short shorts FTW.

    We've been had, polo.
    I liek short shorts.



    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    You penis is that big and that is all you can get?
    That's your idea of big?

    Shit, that dude has a tiny dick.

    'course I did the measurement with baby hands that I just so happened to have lying around.

    Next to a dead baby.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roux
    THIS is what a search for "Roux" yields!? :O!
    Yup, now bend over

    It hurts Ray...
    Well you like them big and I like it anally. This way we both get what we want.

    Uhh, I'm coming!

    *Here it comes*
    Gnuuuuhh!

    You're going to need a towel.

    Also, I finished inside you

    Quote Originally Posted by Roux
    shit.
    It's okay, you can't get ass pregnant. I read it on a billboard somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    It's okay, you can't get ass pregnant. I read it on a billboard somewhere.
    Tell that to Sprung, his neighbor's ass just had kids, now he has to support kids from a difference species.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Tell that to Sprung, his neighbor's ass just had kids, now he has to support kids from a difference species.
    I could picture the neighbor's suprise when seeing the act.

    "Martha, is that lawn gnome humping our donkey?"

    "Tim, I think you need to lay off the acid. Now come back to bed"

    "Alright, but put on that wig that makes you look like your brother"

    "Done, I'm also bent over"

    Y'know, I've always wanted to go to the middle east to buy a donkey.

    So then I could yell out "YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!" then ride away laughing maniacally.

    That'd kick ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
    EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND ENJOY


















    yada yada!
    *enjoys*

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    yada yada!
    *enjoys*
    Windwanker.

    Anyway, I wouldn't mind Link-ing with her.

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    That pic is hot.

    BTW, I was checking another thread around here and Ragnar posted a link with upcoming PS2 games.

    http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=281696

    *fap fap fap*
    EDIT: More fapping http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=281583
    Last edited by Fer!; 16th-February-2007 at 23:28.

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