The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Deach]

The PS3 is shit, too.

wut

[Strongbad]

I did.

Once.

Beer+wii+friends= fucked up times

Also, smoking a joint wasn't too bright.

I spent 20 minutes swinging a tv remote wondering why my character wasn't moving.

Ah well, the replacement will likely show up soon. Once I get around to it.

I'm also planning on enforcing the "wear a wristband or GTFO" rule. Especially to mr. I-swing-my-arms-like-I'm-having-a-seizure.

Beer and your Wii don't mix, you should have known that.

[X-Head]

oh wow
that's classy
all those consoles in 1 tv
and all the leads in 1 outlet like that.

you don't want to see the drawers

[Inferno.]

nah I don't wanna see in your drawers

[Raype]

Naw I just rather spend $600 on something else


n b4 $599!

Like hookers and blow?

Y'know if you own a PS3 you can get anyone to fuck you. No really, just try telling a lady you have a PS3. Her clothes will literally fly off as she tackles you for hot sexings. Other nearby women will also join. Not unlike a certain deodorant commercial.

Or maybe that's just because I'm hot.

[Raype]

Beer and your Wii don't mix, you should have known that.

Not true. Beer makes it last longer.

It's true. I saw it on the internet.

[X-Head]

Like hookers and blow?

Y'know if you own a PS3 you can get anyone to fuck you. No really, just try telling a lady you have a PS3. Her clothes will literally fly off as she tackles you for hot sexings. Other nearby women will also join. Not unlike a certain deodorant commercial.

Or maybe that's just because I'm hot.

Wii does the same for half the price

[Inferno.]

^ what about if I said I had a 360.
The 2nd best console in the world
1st being Dreamcast. haha pwned.

[Strongbad]

Score! Free gay animal porn at strongbads.

For the record, they are lesbian horses.

/leaves for Strongbads
not.

What? I'll put on a shirt if you want me to, but I am not taking the comb out of my ass.

[Deach]

The Wii is also shit.

lulz

[Raype]

Wii does the same for half the price

Not true.

I asked a chick if she wanted to come back to my place and play with my wii.

She kicked me in the balls.

[Inferno.]

^ are there any consoles you like? jesus

[X-Head]

nah I don't wanna see in your drawers

More controllers, games, computer parts, more consoles, and stuff like that.


How about what's in my pants?

[Strongbad]

Not true. Beer makes it last longer.

It's true. I saw it on the internet.

That is only half of what I meant. It may last longer but how long do you want it to last when you are fucking fat guys? Oh wait, that is awesome. I am getting hammered tonight.

[Inferno.]

More controllers, games, computer parts, more consoles, and stuff like that.


How about what's in my pants?

no thanks.