The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

I told you that in STRICT CONFIDENTIALITY!

And he would've kept that secret had I not bribed him with 300 kilos of pure uncut columbian cookie dough.

Normally I just sell it to pedophiles, but I saw an opportunity and I ran with it.

[D]

Anyone ever had sex at work?

[polobunny]

Anyone ever had sex at work?

Me, only once.
You?

[D]

Nah, but it's booked for Thursday. It's planned, which probably isn't as good as being spontaneous...

Essentially the conversation with the woman who holds all the keys to the office went like this:

Me: Claire, if I was to, hypothetically bum someone in the store room, how would I go about getting the key?

Claire:You'd just have to ask me.

Me: So, potentially, I could borrow the key on Thursday from yourself and get access to the room?

Claire: Absolutely.

Me: What if I had to keep the key overnight and hand it back on Friday?

Claire: I suppose I could turn a blind eye.


The joys of office working. Bumming a cleaner into next week.

[Raype]

Anyone ever had sex at work?

A couple times.

I also tend to crank one out on my lunch breaks.

That's normal, right?

[D]

A couple times.

I also tend to crank one out on my lunch breaks.

That's normal, right?

No, any normal person goes to the pub at lunch or has a spliff under the railway bridge.

I've stopped smoking weed during my lunch breaks though, as it was seriously hampering my ability to communicate with anyone which didn't impress too many people.

[The Joker]

Polo's mum: Polo, I want you... bad
Polo: coo
Polo's mum: Polo, I'm not really your mother
Polo: forizzle?
Polo's mum: foshizzle
Polo: damn, thot i wuz gunna get some real action 2nite
Polo's mum: uh, ok, i'm ur mama
Polo: now we're talking

that's bullshit, real eper's know polo's mom only speaks french.

[Raype]

that's bullshit, real eper's know polo's mom only speaks french.

Oh shit, really?

Dude, tell her I'm sorry.

I fucked her last night and she kept screaming "Oui".

I thought she wanted me to take a piss on her.

That explains why she bit my balls during that golden shower...

[polobunny]

Nah, but it's booked for Thursday. It's planned, which probably isn't as good as being spontaneous...

Essentially the conversation with the woman who holds all the keys to the office went like this:

Me: Claire, if I was to, hypothetically bum someone in the store room, how would I go about getting the key?

Claire:You'd just have to ask me.

Me: So, potentially, I could borrow the key on Thursday from yourself and get access to the room?

Claire: Absolutely.

Me: What if I had to keep the key overnight and hand it back on Friday?

Claire: I suppose I could turn a blind eye.


The joys of office working. Bumming a cleaner into next week.

Haha, nice.

Also thumbs up at Death Cube K. You're sooooo good.

[D]

I'm trying to find the reason why I stopped coming here, but then went in search of something else.
Trying to find the reason why I did come here.

Hmm...

I still have my modding abilities though, even though I don't think I've even so much as locked a thread for 3 years.

[The Joker]

Also thumbs up at Death Cube K. You're sooooo good.

lol

[Raype]

lol

Sorry, the correct response was "that's what she said".

Thanks for playing.

[The Joker]

Sorry, the correct response was "that's what she said".

Thanks for playing.

[D]

One thing I am impressed with is that I didn't bother posting a WOOO I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARZ!!! topic.

I thought I'd spare you of the inanities of such a low-quality thread. Half a decade wasted in front of a monitor typing to people I've never met. Well, maybe the whole of 2002, 2003 and 2004 at least. I kinda managed to get some kind of social life after that.

[Curses]

er, when aren't you pms'ing?

a

A couple times.

I also tend to crank one out on my lunch breaks.

That's normal, right?

"Crank one out"...?

I'm trying to find the reason why I stopped coming here, but then went in search of something else.
Trying to find the reason why I did come here.

Hmm...

I still have my modding abilities though, even though I don't think I've even so much as locked a thread for 3 years.

Well, if you're not too happy with your gift liberty, I'm always here.


BTW It's good to see Death Cube again. Oh, how I chortled so thoroughly earlier on.