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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Can't get her pregnant again.

    Conversely, you may one day meet her child, and he just might poke you repeatedly in the forehead. Just to show you how it feels.
    Oh I have no problems having sex with a pregnant woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    pregnant doesn't always = married, you live in the US don't you?
    Well the thing is, I kinda know where she lives and she lives with a man. Plus she wheres a wedding ring.
    Funny story, I was bored one time before I knew her and decided I was going to fuck with her house. I changed her address to 69 and put some spaghetti on her porch, cooked and with sauce. Then put a fake duck on the spaghetti. Someone else was blamed and I laughed hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    night,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm off to bed. I have to go to work early tomorrow because of the snow.

    G'night
    See ya, short stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm off to bed. I have to go to work early tomorrow because of the snow.

    G'night
    that work is baned around me.



    /gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Oh I have no problems having sex with a pregnant woman.

    Well the thing is, I kinda know where she lives and she lives with a man. Plus she wheres a wedding ring.
    Funny story, I was bored one time before I knew her and decided I was going to fuck with her house. I changed her address to 69 and put some spaghetti on her porch, cooked and with sauce. Then put a fake duck on the spaghetti. Someone else was blamed and I laughed hard.
    She's just playing hard to get. FUCK HER NOW

    You'll get at least a C on your paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    BTW why is m.arquee censored?
    That was a pisser when that was banned :X

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Oh I have no problems having sex with a pregnant woman.

    Well the thing is, I kinda know where she lives and she lives with a man. Plus she wheres a wedding ring.
    Funny story, I was bored one time before I knew her and decided I was going to fuck with her house. I changed her address to 69 and put some spaghetti on her porch, cooked and with sauce. Then put a fake duck on the spaghetti. Someone else was blamed and I laughed hard.
    Sure it's not an engagement ring? Sure that's not her brother? Sure she doesn't just wear the ring so people won't hit on her?

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    Ok, /out foreals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    She's just playing hard to get. FUCK HER NOW

    You'll get at least a C on your paper.
    More like an A+. I don't fuck good, I fuck WELL. See what I did there?

    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Sure it's not an engagement ring? Sure that's not her brother? Sure she doesn't just wear the ring so people won't hit on her?
    All good points. Good enough to convince me she isn't married.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    mgs3 deathmatch .... they better not all be headshot only

    I GOT POOOOONED

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    Saul T. Noughts

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    real mature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post
    real mature
    ew
    old girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    ew
    old girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydia View Post


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