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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiden View Post
    I have been feeling very sleepy recently.
    Stop with the masturbation already. That's what's making you tired.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber
    Okay, so I'm one step closer. I have an interview with Photobucket tomorrow at 10:30am. Those fuckers better give me the job.
    Lead them to my account. There's enough porn in there that they'll have to give you the job. I'm public porn enemy #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Stop with the masturbation already. That's what's making you tired.



    Lead them to my account. There's enough porn in there that they'll have to give you the job. I'm public porn enemy #1.
    Sweet. You'll keep me busy at work forever!

    And if you can't make something of that line right there, I'll lose all faith in you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    Sweet. You'll keep me busy at work forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    Sweet. You'll keep me busy at work forever!
    Damn right.

    Now put on the leather suit and get the penetrator 9000.

    Daddy's feeling kinky tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    >Testing my connection< -not , what'dya need to test ur connection fo?
    Eh, it was taking ages to load any page, I posted here just to check if it would time out or something.

    Stop with the masturbation already. That's what's making you tired.
    If I were doing that, I would be dead by now then.

    Congrats for the possible-job Cyber. I'm sure you'll have fun looking through these pages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiden View Post
    If I were doing what you're saying, I would be dead by now then.

    Congrats for the possible-job Cyber. I'm sure you'll have fun looking through these pages.
    I doubt that. Unless of course I'm some kind of super man. Hell I should be dead about 800 times by now, and that's just the alcohol.

    Especially now that my sister is running the myspace porn site again. Everybody needs a hobby. Hers is getting sprung hard. Well she can't do that alone, she needs help from viagra. But still pretty good hobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiden View Post

    If I were doing that, I would be dead by now then.
    lol, i've gone more than 2 hours before at full speed, very tiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I doubt that. Unless of course I'm some kind of super man. Hell I should be dead about 800 times by now, and that's just the alcohol.

    Especially now that my sister is running the myspace porn site again. Everybody needs a hobby. Hers is getting sprung hard. Well she can't do that alone, she needs help from viagra. But still pretty good hobby.
    LINK PLZ.

    Plus, I haven't downloaded anything "good" at the moment, I got this torrent, the title was promising: , then I downloaded it. and when I finally saw it I just was

    Seriously...I felt the need of washing my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    lol, i've gone more than 2 hours before at full speed, very tiring.
    2 hours?

    Dude, at that point I just go find a hooker.

    Your balls must be drier than a rape victim's vagina.

    *audience boos*

    Hey, it's not like I'm going to rape you guys.

    Yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    lol, i've gone more than 2 hours before at full speed, very tiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiden View Post
    LINK PLZ.

    Plus, I haven't downloaded anything "good" at the moment, I got this torrent, the title was promising: , then I downloaded it. and when I finally saw it I just was

    Seriously...I felt the need of washing my eyes.
    Forget it. Last thing you need to see is emos getting it on. Very sick.

    And if I find it sick, you've no chance in hell.

    Don't judge a porn by it's name. That's why having fast internet is so great. You can just ditch the crap and be back without losing a lot of time.

    That bad? What was it? Sprung_defecating_on_Jase.mpeg? Ray_fucking_rotting_corpse.wmv? Banned_masturbating_to_tubgirl.avi? Strongbad_eels_in_ass.jpeg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I doubt that. Unless of course I'm some kind of super man. Hell I should be dead about 800 times by now, and that's just the alcohol.

    Especially now that my sister is running the myspace porn site again. Everybody needs a hobby. Hers is getting sprung hard. Well she can't do that alone, she needs help from viagra. But still pretty good hobby.
    Why does she take Viagra?

    Freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Why does she take Viagra?

    Freak.
    Duh, to get her penis up.

    We both know you can only get it up when a hermaphrodite has sex with a dog using it's penis, while ramming a sausage up it's ass and getting vaginally penetrated by a cucumber.

    So, this board is still PG-13 right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    lol, i've gone more than 2 hours before at full speed, very tiring.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Forget it. Last thing you need to see is emos getting it on. Very sick.

    And if I find it sick, you've no chance in hell.
    Truth.

    Don't judge a porn by it's name. That's why having fast internet is so great. You can just ditch the crap and be back without losing a lot of time.

    That bad? What was it? Sprung_defecating_on_Jase.mpeg? Ray_fucking_rotting_corpse.wmv? Banned_masturbating_to_tubgirl.avi? Strongbad_eels_in_ass.jpeg?
    Heh, I do have 1mb internet, it's just that I got the torrent, let it download through the night and the next day I was checked it...

    Not going to be too much explicit here, but I don't really find..."hot", girls being almost raped (but they seem to enjoy it, though ) let's just say that violent pr0n isn't my cup of tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    So, this board is still PG-13 right?
    It was before you registered.

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