The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Raype]

I remember playing "The Farmer's Daughter" on the C64. You were a traveling lightning rod salesman, and you were supposed to try to get the daughter in bed before the hick brother ass raped you.

Sounds like my life.

I'm the hick brother.

Hmm, hotter chick or better sex?
Blow jobs or no blow jobs?
Ass or tits?
Blonde or black hair?
Spontaneous sex or sleepovers?
No protection or protection?
With out music playing or with music playing?
Potential anal or no anal?
Spending money or keeping money?
Lust or love?
Cool chick or controlling chick?

hmm... Better sex.

Blow jobs. Can't say no to good oral.

Tits. Although it's hard to say no to a good ass.

Black. Just because.

Spontaneous sex. Anytime, anywhere.

Protection. I don't need no babies.

uh...with? I don't know that's usually her territory.

Potential anal. Again, can't say no to sex. Unless she has a really bony ass, then uh...maybe not.

I got money to burn so no problems spending. Or keeping. Either way as long as I get fucked.

Lust. Love is for suckers.

Cool chick. No wait, controlling chick. No wait. Eh, which one has the hotter body and is better in bed?

So, yeah. Should be studying but instead am procrastinating. Doesn't matter really, since I'm practically qualified to teach these courses. I just need the paper that explains that.

[Deach]

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[Ahkei]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHh


TANGO DOWN

[Deach]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHh


TANGO DOWN

Good times, good times.

[polobunny]

yeah SEXXXY MONICA is just that 1337.

jesus christ did i hate when you were inviting her in a convo XD

[Curses]

I just saw this and I thought of you guys.

[Elmdor]

Thanks, Harriet.

Same time next week?

[Cyberxion]

I may have got myself a job.

[Inferno.]

I just saw this and I thought of you guys.

Awwww!!!! That's co cute.

[Jackhammer]

I may have got myself a job.

Doing what?

[Cyberxion]

Doing what?

Working at Photobucket, going through images and videos and deleting any racist, pornographic, or otherwise inappropriate material.

[Jackhammer]

Working at Photobucket, going through images and videos and deleting any racist, pornographic, or otherwise inappropriate material.

Kinda like being a mod huh?

[Banned]

Working at Photobucket, going through images and videos and deleting any racist, pornographic, or otherwise inappropriate material.

STAY OUTTA MY PHOTOBUCKET! -

How'd you land that?

[Elmdor]

That's cool, Cybernaut.

Stay away from widespreadleg's album, plx. :<

[Cyberxion]

That's cool, Cybernaut.

Stay away from widespreadleg's album, plx. :<

If it's yours, I'll be sure to check it out first thing! And save all the naughty pictures...

STAY OUTTA MY PHOTOBUCKET! -

How'd you land that?

I just went in and applied at this staffing firm, and they said that Photobucket is hiring, and that the believe that I'd be perfect for the job. It doesn't pay much, but it's $10 an hour to sit around and look at pictures all day. Not too bad at all.

Kinda like being a mod huh?

Exactly! And much like I am as a moderator, I'll make it a point to abuse my power regularly over there too!

Wish me luck, guys. I really do need this job.