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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I remember I saw an episode years ago, and about 2 months ago, a friend got the first season DVD as a gift. I was like "Holy fuck I've sen this before" So we watched it about a million times because it was so awesome.
If I ask anybody about it they always reply with a shrug. Oh man, one of my mates Palmer can bend his thumb right back to touch his wrist, and it does all this crazy stuff with it. We were slaughtered one night, and he shows me his thumb, and I was like "Woah, can I touch it?" he pulled back and did the most accurate impersonation of the Hitcher with "You want to know about my thumb do ya boy? Intrigue ya does it boy, my thumb?"
He ended with a full serious glare, and I just fell off my chair laughing. Holy shit it was hilarious.
Also, I'll be sure to check out "That MItchell and Webb Look"
True. No wonder Australia is the world leader at unique insults.
btw never try and go on a solo mission on your own.
Do you know where he got the DVD's? I've never seen them here ay
haha The hitcher was pretty awesome, with his zoo for animal offenders including the shire horse with 60 parking infringements or something.
Check out these sketches from Mitchell and Webb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPWpD4fap3M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3mmNwhT9A
So apparently this is the result of sleep deprivation, as well as having too much time on one's hands. Hmn.
You all either suck way too many balls, or not enough. I haven't worked that out yet. Also, it may be true that I'm running on like maybe four hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. Furthermore, if the previous is true, it may also be true that I wish I had an excuse for it. Drugs, booze, hookers. I'd take anything at this point, aside from what it was; plain old insomnia. That is, if it's true.
It also might be true, that is if all of that is true, that you guys don't actually suck balls, whether the amount be too many or too few, and that I'm just typing shit at random due to the lack of sleep. And if that's true, then I'm doing a pretty good job at remaining somewhat coherant, which may not actually be true.
Is it policy that all you fuckers stop posting just when I show up? Post, damn you!![]()
Something like that.
Oi, Cyber. How's the jobhunt going?
JONAS!
I don't know you, you're not my friend.
I'm full of good ideas..
It's...going, I think. I'm not sure. I mean, I think I went and put in an application today, but I can't remember if that was a dream or not.
All of my posts will use this font from now on.