God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Klingon
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Klingon?
Me:
" tlhIngan jIHbe'" Means "I am not a Klingon"
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
For sure.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
unoit
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
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God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Through my fuck buddy.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.