Originally Posted by
Terill
15. Cats purr. Dogs drool.Yes well, dogs are not cold and the warmth flowing in them needs a vent, and it finds its way through the dogs' salivary glands, which apparently are absent in the feline kind, simply because they are a cold mass coldness with sharp nails.
14. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're
horny. Well at least dogs get horny, not like them cold asexual feline kind with sharp nails.
13. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg. Dogs have their territory, but cats being of cold nature and heart don't wish to associate themselves with loving, affectionate feelings of belonging or wanting to share their poopoo and peepee space with their loved ones' legs and they have sharp nails.
12. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's
choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks. Well, if you wake up to a feline kind you get an angry looking feline thing with a cold stare and sharp nails and whatever happened to closing your mouth?
11. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw
them.Cats are cold creatures who encourage disparaging behaviour such as throwing and kicking animals around and well, they have sharp nails.
10. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out. Point 11
9. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before
tearing it to shreds.Dogs just sprawl all over it for a cuddle, but I've never encountered a doggie who has no respect for the written word or one with sharp nails.
8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in
front of the screen.Anything on the tv is bad, especially things with sharp nails.
7. Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog
owners.That's because the feline kind feels no positive emotion (owing to its cold nature) and thus, has no physical or other way of showing it; negative can be displayed by those sharp nails, though.
6. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
No one has to say it b/c it's an accepted fact that they are sharp nailed and evil.
5. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
Dog's are not wasteful as they say, one dog's crap, is another's bone
4. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your
crotch.Well yes, they like to concentrate on the posterior end as well and they don't have sharp nails.
3. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
Dogs are very appreciative of technology and their lack of cold bloodedness (and sharp nails) allows them to get horny as mentioned before.
2. Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
Because it comes without sharp nails and it has life in it unlike some feline creatures?
1. Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
Snoopy. Coward. Scooby Doo. Lassie. Goofy. Ein. Dogmatix. Sparky. Enough said?
Dogs huh?
YES.
