Hangout #2 : Better 'cos Jaws made it.

[Nagisa]

You're stalking Matt to the point you're turning into a lesbian

[Lag]

And yes, I scare many people with my creepy posts. Fear me and my gargantuan scrotum of DOOM
I severed my scrotum yesterday

[Ahkei]

I do not kid

Ok, bye everyone. Don't let the the overweight Ted Danson look-alikes crawl into your bed and bite (your weener that is)

[Lag]

Well fuck all of you. I didn't realize it was this late, and now I shouldn't even bother sleeping. Am I ever gonna regret this.

[Nagisa]

Who needs sleep? Sleep is only useful for post-sex cuddles.

[Lag]

Who needs sleep? Sleep is only useful for post-sex cuddles.

I guess you're right
Darth has a big weener

[Nagisa]

I have a bigger weener.

[Lag]

I have a bigger weener.

Hmm.. is the weener fake? And are you a lesbian?

[Ahkei]

I once flopped my weiner out to this chick at school, and she's like "Mine's bugger" and I was all "NO WAI?! PROVE IT"...It turns out she did have a weiner, though it wasn't as big as mine. We bashed her and threw her in a lake.


That was the end of that shemale...

[Nagisa]

Thats not very nice, Darth

[Skinner8]

The breakfast of kings. Truly.

[Jedi_Amara]

You're stalking Matt to the point you're turning into a lesbian

He just got online <3

[Lag]

Thats not very nice, Darth

One time I said to this girl 'I bet I have a bigger penis than you' and she's like "Well I don't have a penis"... so I walked away

[Ahkei]

One time I said to this girl 'I bet I have a bigger penis than you' and she's like "Well I don't have a penis"... so I walked away

That's gold.


Also, Skinner8, what the fuck is that?!

[Skinner8]

That's gold.


Also, Skinner8, what the fuck is that?!

Sammiches. With eggs and the fake sort of caviar.