The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[SegNin]

It's now 2006, Where's my Haasenpfeffer dammit?

Haasenpfeffer or Hasselhoff--which do Germans like better?

[Cyberxion]

Half-a-man and Boris Karloff--which do Germans like the taste of better?

I dunno. Why don't you tell me?

[Anonymous]

I dunno how to get my finger outta my ass. Why don't you tell me?

[Cyberxion]

I dunno how that penis got up my ass. Why don't you hold me?

[punkrocker]

i like playing psp
i like big burritos
i hate donuts because i choked on one

[DarkCyntax]

i like playing myself
i like my big burrito
i hate other people burritos because i almost choked on one

Mmmm burrito
*eats nachos*

[Raype]

Mmmm boner
*eats Knightofnachos*

Why is it that only fat people drink diet cola?

[Great Mizuti]

Why is it that only gay people,like me , drink sperm?

all your base are belong to us

[Paul2005]

all your arse's are massive to us

its far too early to be doing this

[Ahkei]

i'm a faggot and I don't deserve to live

One.

[pkt-zer0]

One mile wide, my arse is.[/yoda]

Next time post something more quoterape-worthy.
I'm gone.

[Ahkei]

Next time I shall eat one or more assrape-flavoured jelly lollies.
I'm silly.*

I hope nobody insults my mother while misquoting this sentence.








*(I chucked that one in because I could)

[austinsanity]

all your base are belong to us

i are building bridge...i are building bridge

[McGuinty]

i wonder if muscular homosexual men are pumping iron to get more buff in that windowless building underneath the Brooklyn bridge... If so, my gimp and i are going to the building under the bridge to watch. [/lurk]

How about that, I figured out where mustard comes from.

[Evans]

How about that, it doesn't taste like custard, but swallows just like it.

I'm so fucking tired, and I had to wait after some freaking glitch. Argh.