Hangout #2 : Better 'cos Jaws made it.

[Ahkei]

Darth is just making fun of Pienne, again. He's some kid (Pienne) that's been here for a long time and has suffered much abuse from... erm... the World. Nevermind him.

No, no. I'm serious this time. Pienne, KT and I had a very long discussion about it. I would post it, but I don't want to embarrass him. But then again, I don't really give a fuck.

[Evans]

No, no. I'm serious this time. Pienne, KT and I had a very long discussion about it. I would post it, but I don't want to embarrass him. But then again, I don't really give a fuck.

Go!

WTF is KT?

[Ahkei]

WTF is KT?

KikuchiyoTensho.

[Stellar]

KT sounds like a brand of cereal.

[Evans]

Ah.

[Ahkei]

So.

R^K = Me.
Satan slapping Pienne after any post = Satan's script.

[23:16:31] * Pienne ([email protected]) has joined #nek_
[23:19:51] (Pienne) HAHAHA
[23:19:52] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a gorilla
[23:19:52] (Pienne) R^K
[23:19:56] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a flask of absynthe
[23:20:07] (Pienne) http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....tem=4432459047
[23:20:08] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a kettledrum
[23:20:08] (KikuchiyoTensho) HAI GUYZ
[23:20:12] (Pienne) HAI KT
[23:20:13] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a toilet
[23:21:55] (R^K) Silly Pienne.
[23:22:11] (Pienne) Yeah.
[23:22:14] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a gorilla
[23:23:04] (R^K) Sucks how ebay doesn't animate animated Gifs.
[23:24:32] (R^K) Also, don't worry, your sister gave me consent to sell you, so it's all OK.
[23:25:36] (Pienne) What?
[23:25:39] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a newt
[23:25:41] (Pienne) When was this?
[23:25:45] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a Dolby 7.1 surround sound system
[23:25:56] (KikuchiyoTensho) Q: I want to bid on your Pienne but you dont ship to the USA!!!! How much would it be to ship it here!
[23:25:57] (KikuchiyoTensho) 11-Jan-06
[23:25:57] (KikuchiyoTensho) A: Oh. That can be arranged I guess. I could do it for, say.... $247.00AUD
[23:26:00] (KikuchiyoTensho) Too much or I'd bid.
[23:26:06] (KikuchiyoTensho) I've needed a new Pienne since the last one got impaled.
[23:26:14] (R^K) Haha.
[23:26:22] (Pienne) R^K, was my sister here today?
[23:26:28] (R^K) Yeah.
[23:26:29] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an Afgan
[23:26:35] (KikuchiyoTensho) I love how lagged his slaps are.
[23:26:42] (Pienne) When was that?
[23:26:44] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an outrigger
[23:26:57] (R^K) KikuchiyoTensho, that's AUD, so in your money it would be like $20.
[23:27:27] (R^K) Last she was here was..
[23:27:27] (R^K) [17:45:07] (Pienne) hf
[23:27:27] (R^K) [18:03:56] * Pienne ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: (Alamo) loli's are fine with me, i'm only 18)
[23:27:55] (Pienne) But she didn't say I was a paedophile or anything, right?
[23:27:56] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a monitor
[23:28:02] (R^K) No....
[23:28:04] (R^K) LOL
[23:28:06] (Pienne) Oh, good.
[23:28:08] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a cacomistle
[23:28:09] (R^K) Why?
[23:28:17] (Pienne) Long story.
[23:28:18] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a newt
[23:28:21] (R^K) I see...
[23:28:27] (KikuchiyoTensho) .. what?
[23:28:42] (R^K) There's 2 questions concerning paedophillia on the listing.
[23:28:50] (Pienne) Not just that...
[23:28:52] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a flute
[23:28:55] (Pienne) But I think she thinks i'm a lolikon.
[23:28:57] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Mauritius
[23:29:00] * Pienne coughs
[23:29:03] (KikuchiyoTensho) Why?
[23:29:06] (R^K) Haha.
[23:29:51] (Pienne) Well, there's the Riviera background, I play as May in the guilty gear series, Gurumin's main character is a little girl, I play as Yu in Puyo Puyo, there's the reaction I gave her when she told me she knew what lolikon was...
[23:29:53] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with the Atlantic Ocean
[23:30:25] (R^K) You probably are, anyway.
[23:30:29] (Pienne) Yeah.
[23:30:31] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Tanzania
[23:30:37] (Pienne) I'm insecure about it, at the very least.
[23:30:39] (Pienne)
[23:30:39] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Greece
[23:30:42] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with the queen of diamonds
[23:30:42] (R^K) I see.
[23:31:03] (KikuchiyoTensho) Personally, I like my ho's legal.
[23:31:08] (KikuchiyoTensho) Legal and with breasts.
[23:31:10] (R^K) I saw lilo and stitch porn once, on 4chan.
[23:31:15] (R^K) It wasn't very nice...
[23:31:17] (KikuchiyoTensho) oh sweet god
[23:31:19] (KikuchiyoTensho) You too?
[23:31:21] (Pienne) Haha.
[23:31:22] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an oak tree
[23:31:23] (Pienne) MY CHILDHOOD
[23:31:25] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an atoll
[23:31:25] (Pienne) DOWN THE DRAIN
[23:31:27] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a bathysphere
[23:31:32] (KikuchiyoTensho) Your childhood was like, 2 years ago?
[23:31:36] (R^K) Haha.
[23:31:40] (Pienne) I know someone saw inspector gadget porn
[23:31:40] (Pienne) .
[23:31:42] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a tiara
[23:31:46] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an eel
[23:31:48] (R^K) I've seen that too.
[23:31:53] (KikuchiyoTensho) Somebody once offered me access to their 'hentai reserves'
[23:31:57] (KikuchiyoTensho) It was like, 22 gigs
[23:32:01] (KikuchiyoTensho) They started listing shit
[23:32:04] (R^K) Holy jesus.
[23:32:06] (KikuchiyoTensho) Every cartoon I've ever heard of was there
[23:32:09] (KikuchiyoTensho) Including fucking care bears
[23:32:13] (R^K) LMAO
[23:32:16] (Pienne) that's not hentai
[23:32:18] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an abalone
[23:32:19] (Pienne) but HAHAHAHA
[23:32:21] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with NASA
[23:32:23] (R^K) Still, though...
[23:32:28] (KikuchiyoTensho) They called it hentai. I'm not sure why.
[23:32:45] (KikuchiyoTensho) I don't think you can amass 22 gigs of something without knowing its name.
[23:32:46] (KikuchiyoTensho) But, possibly!
[23:32:49] (Pienne) haha.
[23:32:51] (R^K) Haha.
[23:32:51] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a Yorkshire terrier
[23:33:03] (Pienne) ugh, the time my sister gets back is going ot be great.
[23:33:05] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a monitor
[23:33:07] (Pienne) TO BE GREAT.
[23:33:10] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an orange
[23:33:10] (Pienne) I'm so tired...
[23:33:12] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a rocket-launcher guitar case
[23:33:14] (R^K) Why?
[23:33:26] (Pienne) She's been reading my mIRC.
[23:33:27] (R^K) Is it going to be great?
[23:33:28] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Oregon
[23:33:30] (R^K) I see.
[23:33:34] (R^K) You keep logs?
[23:33:40] (Pienne) Yeah, but she doesn't read them.
[23:33:43] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an abalone
[23:33:45] (R^K) Haha.
[23:33:56] (R^K) I keep logs of everything.
[23:33:59] (Pienne) I'm not really impressed with what she's been doing. I've already told her to stop and fuck off a bunch of times.
[23:34:00] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a sled
[23:34:10] (KikuchiyoTensho) How old is she?
[23:34:12] (Pienne) 18.
[23:34:14] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a shrew
[23:34:20] (R^K) My sister once went on my MSN when I went out, and all hell broke loos once I got hme, that's for sure.
[23:34:24] (Pienne) She does read what i've said a few times.
[23:34:27] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a sled
[23:34:34] (Pienne) *has
[23:34:36] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a sled
[23:34:38] (R^K) Loose, Home*
[23:35:00] (Pienne) So uh.
[23:35:02] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Ireland
[23:35:12] (R^K) [23:33:12] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a rocket-launcher guitar case
[23:35:13] (Pienne) Either she checked it really late or now she knows that I have a 2D complex.
[23:35:14] (R^K) Hahahahhahhaa.
[23:35:16] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Turkmenistan
[23:35:18] (Pienne) Oh boy is it going to be awkward.
[23:35:19] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a gorilla
[23:35:31] (R^K) 2D complex?
[23:35:35] (Pienne) 2D complex.
[23:35:37] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Equatorial Guinea
[23:35:49] (R^K) Yeah, that.
[23:36:31] (R^K) ENCRYPT EVERYTHING LITTLE PIENNE
[23:36:37] (Pienne) YEAH
[23:36:38] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a bathysphere
[23:36:45] (Pienne) OK I'LL PUT IT IN WORDS YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND
[23:36:46] (Pienne) I
[23:36:47] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a police officer
[23:36:50] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Mercury
[23:36:53] (Pienne) DON'T FIND REAL WOMEN ATTRACTIVE ANYMORE
[23:36:55] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a tugboat
[23:37:08] (R^K) Shoosh, fool.
[23:37:28] (R^K) Oh yeah, Pienne.
[23:37:29] (R^K) "I wish IRC was working on this PC, i so want to hit on his sister" - The_Watcher.
[23:37:29] (KikuchiyoTensho) That tends to be a problem.
[23:37:32] (Pienne) It just kind of uh, happened.
[23:37:34] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an amoeba
[23:37:36] (KikuchiyoTensho) On the bright side, Virtual Reality is pretty close, so.
[23:37:40] (R^K) Haha.
[23:37:46] (Pienne) Haha.
[23:37:48] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a nautilus
[23:37:59] (KikuchiyoTensho) Also, maybe you just need naked non-women?
[23:38:07] (Pienne) I don't really have a problem with it. I only have a problem with my sister invading my privacy.
[23:38:10] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a tiara
[23:39:13] (R^K) Man. That's totally weird. It's like, you don't like women, but you're not gay...You're just...Nothing....
[23:39:24] (Pienne) I don't like real women.
[23:39:26] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with the two of hearts
[23:39:26] (Pienne) Yeeeaaah.
[23:39:30] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a peach
[23:39:40] (KikuchiyoTensho) Disliking women and being straight leaves two options
[23:39:41] (KikuchiyoTensho) Pedophilia
[23:39:42] (KikuchiyoTensho) Asexuality
[23:39:56] (Pienne) Probably the former.
[23:39:58] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with the four of spades
[23:40:00] (Pienne) I wouldn't be surprised.
[23:40:02] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a cymbal
[23:40:10] (KikuchiyoTensho) Well, there's sites for that type of thing.
[23:40:15] (Pienne) I know.
[23:40:17] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a Yorkshire terrier
[23:40:27] (KikuchiyoTensho) You just have to access them with a proxy and keep your history files spotlessly clean or you're so fucked.
[23:40:31] (R^K) How about bestiality?
[23:40:32] (Pienne) Hahaha.
[23:40:34] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Lebanon
[23:40:37] (KikuchiyoTensho) Although I doubt punishment for pedophilia is as harsh if you're 14.
[23:40:42] (Pienne) oh.
[23:40:43] (R^K) Haha.
[23:40:45] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a Chucky doll
[23:40:48] (Pienne) Real pedophilia? no.
[23:40:51] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Croatia
[23:40:56] (Pienne) I'm talking about hentai and stuff here.
[23:40:58] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an acre of dirt
[23:41:09] (KikuchiyoTensho) Oh, okay.
[23:41:11] (R^K) Haha. An acre of dirt.
[23:41:23] (KikuchiyoTensho) The Japanese specialize in drawing young girls being fucked, and I'm pretty sure it's legally A-OK.
[23:41:27] (KikuchiyoTensho) If it's not, nobody's cracking down on it.
[23:41:28] (Pienne) It is.
[23:41:31] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a peach
[23:42:10] (Pienne) The internet has really changed what I regard as normal and am tolerant of nowadays... I'm sure any normal person here would be absolutely disgusted at the idea of lolikon.
[23:42:11] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with the nine of spades
[23:42:17] (KikuchiyoTensho) Yes.
[23:42:33] (KikuchiyoTensho) I've managed to hold on to my sanity to an oddly large degree despite the onslaught of the internet.
[23:42:35] (Pienne) But to me it's sort of a "meh, everyone is weird in some way, so who the fuck cares."
[23:42:37] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a python
[23:42:57] (R^K) Indeed.
[23:43:05] (R^K) Now, my problems.
[23:43:06] (R^K)
[23:43:09] (Pienne) GO.
[23:43:11] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a conic section
[23:43:12] (KikuchiyoTensho) Ultimately, it doesn't matter that much
[23:43:17] (KikuchiyoTensho) As long as they're not REAL young kids.
[23:43:18] (KikuchiyoTensho) ;x
[23:43:21] (Pienne) Yeah.
[23:43:22] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Equador
[23:43:23] (R^K) INdeed.
[23:43:44] (KikuchiyoTensho) And at least it's not fake young kids being disemboweled or some shit
[23:43:45] (KikuchiyoTensho) I hope.
[23:43:46] (R^K) OR, you get caught lookinh...
[23:43:52] (Pienne) haha.
[23:43:52] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an enzyme
[23:45:23] (R^K) My problems eh... I should excercise more.
[23:45:35] (Pienne) I have that 'problem', I think.
[23:45:38] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a pelvis
[23:45:54] (R^K) I see.
[23:45:57] (Pienne) I'm frail as hell compared to what I used to be, but I have no problems with living, so I don't see what's wrong with it.
[23:45:59] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an acanthus
[23:46:02] (R^K) Haha.
[23:46:24] (R^K) Well, I'm totally not frail.
[23:46:38] (R^K) On a different note. I just hit a spider with a lightsaber.
[23:46:52] (Pienne) Haha.
[23:46:54] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a galaxy
[23:46:55] (KikuchiyoTensho) Victory.
[23:47:22] (R^K) Did In tell you guys I threw a hard drive at a mouse, the other day?
[23:47:32] (Pienne) No, you didn't.
[23:47:35] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a deaf cannibal
[23:47:40] (R^K) Well, hehe.
[23:48:06] (KikuchiyoTensho) I used to have some mousetrap where when a mouse went in the door would close
[23:48:12] (R^K) I see.
[23:48:13] (KikuchiyoTensho) And hit them really really hard on the ass and knock them in to the trap
[23:48:25] (KikuchiyoTensho) Then you'd open up the trap and they wouldn't leave, like, 12 hours later. They'd be too stunned
[23:48:30] (KikuchiyoTensho) You'd have to shake them out and yell at them. Good times
[23:48:31] (R^K) You know how bugs and moths and such are attracted to bright light?
[23:48:32] (Pienne) Hahaha.
[23:48:37] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a NES cart
[23:48:42] (KikuchiyoTensho) Yep
[23:49:27] (R^K) Well, my boss, he made a thing, where there's this realy bright light in the middle, with an exhaust fan behind it...You get the picture...It's so funny though...
[23:49:44] (Pienne) Hahaha.
[23:49:45] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an amoeba
[23:49:48] (KikuchiyoTensho) Awesome.
[23:53:22] (R^K) Pienne, ever heard of anyone by the name "nagosaki"?
[23:54:49] (Pienne) Yes.
[23:54:52] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a tugboat
[23:55:00] (Pienne) nago is an ircop here.
[23:55:01] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with a tugboat
[23:55:11] (R^K) I see now.
[23:55:19] (R^K) Haha.
[23:57:44] (R^K) Oh yeah, do have a photo of you I could use for EBay?
[23:58:15] (Pienne) No.
[23:58:18] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with an Afgan
[23:58:23] (R^K) Take one?
[23:58:33] (R^K) Draw one?
[23:58:49] (R^K) MSpaint one?
Session Time: Thu Jan 12 00:00:01 2006
[00:02:22] (R^K) ???
[00:02:39] (Pienne) No.
[00:02:41] * Satan1 slaps Pienne around a bit with Costa Rica
[00:04:03] (KikuchiyoTensho) MS paint drawing pictures of yourself is for winners.
[00:04:46] (R^K) Indeed.
[00:04:49] (R^K) Do that, Pienne.

[Skinner8]

Kiktab, which is what real men call KikuchiyoTensho, is rad.

Also, my connection is back to normal! Relatively low latency on WoW again!

[Evans]

Good Lord, that is boring.

[Ahkei]

Good Lord, that is boring.

No shit.

Anyway, you wanted me to post it.

[Stellar]

rofl.

Darth, what channel was that in?

[Ahkei]

I made your signature now eh, Evans?

[Ahkei]

rofl.

Darth, what channel was that in?

Irc.delinked.us, #nek_

[Evans]

No shit.

Anyway, you wanted me to post it.

I know what regret is, thanks.

I made your signature now eh, Evans?

Indeed.

[nosebluntsmoker]

IRC is just plain weird. PROOFED ITS BEEN!

[Evans]

IRC is just plain weird. POOFS THEY BE!

Haha.