Hangout #2 : Better 'cos Jaws made it.

[Mikey_]

I like boobs.


A lot.

boobs are nice. but i prefer legs. curvy legs. long curvy legs. a woman can have me on my knees with those kinds of legs

[Cyberxion]

I like the kind of legs that reach the ground.

[Jaws]

boobs are nice. but i prefer legs. curvy legs. long curvy legs. a woman can have me on my knees with those kinds of legs

For me. Ummm...Yeah...

[Sprung]

I was completely ticked off earlier...

My daughter plays for the 7th grade basketball team, and they had their first game tonight. It cost me $9 to get in. (Me, wife, son) Now, I would think, after all I did to, you know, LET HER PLAY ON THE FUCKING TEAM, I would get in free. Nope.

After I got home, I figured, eh...why stay mad.

[Sprung]

I like legs that are attached at some point to boobs. The rest is immaterial.

[Mikey_]

you were mad cuz of that?

[Jaws]

I was completely ticked off earlier...

My daughter plays for the 7th grade basketball team, and they had their first game tonight. It cost me $9 to get in. (Me, wife, son) Now, I would think, after all I did to, you know, LET HER PLAY ON THE FUCKING TEAM, I would get in free. Nope.

After I got home, I figured, eh...why stay mad.

Fundraising, maybe?

[Sprung]

You know what they call the space between a woman's tits and her hips?


A waist.

You know why?


































Because it's a waste of perfectly good space for another set of tits.

[Sprung]

Fundraising, maybe?

Not from me. I am a player parent.

[Jaws]

Not from me. I am a player parent.

They still need to raise money for the school. Player parent or not.

[Sprung]

you were mad cuz of that?

Dude. She has 3 games this week. Add that up.

[Mikey_]

2 sets of tits? wow! lol.

[Jaws]

Dude. She has 3 games this week. Add that up.

Oh...well, then. Sneak in.

[Mikey_]

Dude. She has 3 games this week. Add that up.

so be a bad dad and let her down

[Sprung]

so be a bad dad and let her down

Oh please. Spare me the guilt trip

It is so TOTALLY working.

dammit.