How do i explaing your not being here for like 6 months???? Say your out on a deer hunt?
That will work. Or, you could say I died in a car wreck. Then after I get out of rehab, I'll come back and be all like "HAH! You so believed that". It'll be a hoot.Originally Posted by Jase
Oh damn. I miss GregOriginally Posted by Jase
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I just can't seem to run MSN messenger for more than 10 minutes anymore. Everytime I start it, Windows Installer runs, and repairs my installation, and then it'll work for a bit. After it starts going on and offline over and over, I close it, and I get the Windows Error Reporting window.Originally Posted by Jase
I know Greg already knows it, but I really am not avoiding him...
sprung, if you have problems with msn, you can always use one of those programs that let you connect to multiple IM's like trillian or gaim.
LOL motor bike stack. :X![]()
I am just not the college type. I don't know what I'm doing there. It's such a waste of time, energy and petrol. Of course, I'm getting info on a lot of things to do outside of college, so college helps me there. I haven't studied anything. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be studying, so I'm quite effed up. Worried about attendence, b/c I need like a super high percentage, and my stupid freaking teachers haven't been coming for classes, so if the freaking denominator is low, it doesn't really help my case. If I'm going to be going for the MUN in Feb., I'll need a decent percentage now, which I doubt I have, bleeding profs refuse to even tell us how much we have. It's almost like they work religiously on making our lives as hellish as possible. It's almost like they have contests-- let's see who can fuck her life up more! I got a 13/25 and 15/25 on two assignments. That's my lowest in the past two years at college. I didn't do super great, but not to get a 13. I was told I was not being "viewed sympathetically" by my arsy prof b/c of my disposal in the classroom. Menopaused starving women with nothing else to pick on!
I am, again, late with this report but you'll read it and either laugh or console me. Either way, thanks.
I was at Lisa's house and it was late. Really late. We started fooling around, having fun with oral and flavoured lubricants and shit like that. We both felt that it was time to do the deed (again) so I went to grab my jimmy hat out of my pants pocket. A jimmy hat is a condom, just so you know. Ok, so here I am digging in my pants for just a condom and coming up empty handed in every attempt. I kept my cool, though. I looked at her and said, "shit, baby. I don't have a rubber. Do you have any up stairs?"
"No. I haven't kept any because I haven't been fucking anyone," she replied in a slightly irritated voice.
"So what do you want to do?" I asked.
"Let's just do it and whatever happens happens," she replied calmly.
"... Aiight, let's go."
We got into it and for a while, I was able to completely keep my composure. We went about five minutes and I decided that it was time for a change (plus I could feel myself coming close to ejac). I knew that a position change would give me the perfect break and resting period. What I didn't know was that the position I chose was the wrong one. I stupidly decided to give her control. We were going for about 10 minutes and I was handling my business when I felt her tighten up and pick up the pace. I tried to slow her down manually, but she was alreading having a crazy fucking orgasm and I couldn't take it. And so we reach the jist of the story - I came inside of my girlfriend. Accidentally. If we were planning it, I would be a lot more comfortable, but this was a complete accident. Also, it cut my average time down by roughly a half hour.
Now, I know that I don't really have anything to worry about until next month, but still, it shouldnt have happened.
Maybe I'm just kicking myself in the ass over nothing, but it's amazing how much stress one missing condom can bring.
i was insulted today.....it was horrible......the world is a mean mean place![]()
yeah i know what you are going through you big peace of fat blob.Originally Posted by Lygerzero
"Vanity, Not love, Has Been My Folly"
where are you you doucheOriginally Posted by punkrocker