^ no way. I am the Queen ahem the King of good times
< should definitely lay off the crack for a while
V will tell me what to do when someone old enough to be your grandfather asks you if you prefer 69 to plain old cunnilingus?
Banned
^ no way. I am the Queen ahem the King of good times
< should definitely lay off the crack for a while
V will tell me what to do when someone old enough to be your grandfather asks you if you prefer 69 to plain old cunnilingus?
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^ should have answered "Coprophagia, big boy? *wink*".
< is somewhat disgusted by that.
V should be too.
The Gravity Of It All
^ hmmm....
< sickened
V going to tell me why i am the way i am
ipod videos maker
^ wrong
< doing boring ass french homework
V will have softcore porn in his sig.
Banned
^ Needs an education
< doesn't need an education
V is a homophobic inane limerick that people have gotten bored of
~
^ Has a 53% face match with Osama bin laden...
< Is looking up "Limerick".
V Blah blah blah somehting somethign SEX!
Banned
^ Is not getting any
< Doesn't look like Osama or most sluts
V Didn't know that Elisha Cuthbert has giant boobs that she loves showing off till now
The Gravity Of It All
^ awww yeah
< doesn't know who elisha cuthbert is
V going to either insult me or come on to me
~
^ Is wishfully thinking.
< *Hey baby....No, fuck you, you rancid cunt!
V Plays an instrument.
3-in drty shrivled penis!
^ I play guitar.
< has a 55% face match with Osama.
V has a hairy chode.
The Gravity Of It All
^ hell no
< doesn't know what a chode is
V is a girl
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^ is wrong about me.
< still hasn't found what a chode is.
V should tell us WTF he meant.
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^ is sexay.
< I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
V now knows what a chode is.
3-in drty shrivled penis!
^ Choda is another word for perineum or the area between your junk and your trunk.
< Checked to see if his choda is hairy. Nope.
V Will try to tell me the sexual connotation of the words "strawberry shortcake"
The Gravity Of It All
^ indeed, i think it refers to the posterior of a female
< loves having suckers do his dirty work....like taking out the trash
V is a hater
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