Post some really kick-ass quotes that other members have like...typed!

[Evans]

I think it is. Yup.

[Xena]

I think it is. Yup.

Well there is your answer Dingy. It can't be.

[Raype]

*Shoots Omega*
We're not that cheap! >[

I never said you were, believe me. They just sell so many copies, they lowered the price. It's a best seller.

Omega, they said that they could see your head from space. Your head. The one on your shoulders.

I said rod, not head. Their exact words were "NASA needs your penis". I don't think I'm exaggerating. Plus, I have to get an airspace zoning permit every time I get an erection while lying down, since I knocked down that CNN satellite (apologies to the Spanish CNN viewers)

Car covers? For the shuttles?

That's right, my unused rubbers keep the shuttles dust free while not in space.

*Runs off in phear.



Note: Replace "In" with "To" and "Phear" with "Masturbate".

See what I mean? I bet you stick to your keyboards.

*FAPS* omgz. What haves you done?

You'd make a pretty horse

Well, I'd ride that horse

[Evans]

Cars... shuttles... Waste of wits.

[Ahkei]

Omega, you're scoring too much post count off this thread!

[Raype]

Omega, you're scoring too much post count off this thread!

Okay, I'll stop for a while....oh no I did it again!

what tha hell is a noob? sounds kewl though.

Winner of n00b of the year 2005

I need a hand with my breast examination.

*Signs up.

*Kills R^K and takes his place on the list*

Jeezus. What did I tell you about control?

He's being nice. Come on!

Come on what? or should I say come on who?

I am actually suprised at how fast this became a thread about cockslapping.

Don't be, all threads eventually become penile discussion threads.......like this one

And now, bizzarre food quotes from a "what did you eat for breakfast" thread:

That was an... interesing site. As for me, I ate the brain of some poor hobo. What of it?

Brains *imitates zombie*

well for breakfast i had the juciest vagi....... ooooohhh you almost got me on that one

Tasty. Looks like you had some juice left on your face Reborn. Well at least she isn't fapping, unlike most of the male users....

Your girlfriend.

Seriously.

Actually...I didn't have anything this morning. Like most mornings I guess.

Which one?

my pants and a side order of my own balls...

So I guess it was a light meal then (Pants = genitals)

And now more Sprung jokes (for the first time ever, they aren't age related)

OMG, according to Ask Jeeves Sprung got AIDS.

In that case Sprung should get his Kasumi pics tested for HIV...... and his Dreamcast and XBox......and his keyboard....and everything he has ever touched (his hand especially)

[Dingy]

I said rod, not head. Their exact words were "NASA needs your penis". I don't think I'm exaggerating. Plus, I have to get an airspace zoning permit every time I get an erection while lying down, since I knocked down that CNN satellite (apologies to the Spanish CNN viewers)

Omg. Someone rep this man! (rofl)

[Oni]

Omg. Someone rep this man! (rofl)

Yeah. I would have +reped him for previous 3 pages, but I can't

[Gare]

you touch my tra la la. my ding ding dong.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

tra la la.

[Dingy]

I use mine to create an interdimensional portal, used to transport me from my home to anywhere in the world. I've only been using guinea pigs lately (i.e. hobos), but I'm so close to success. Just a few more bugs to work- hey, why is the CIA here? NO! Don't take my research away! Hey! Where are you taking me? NOOOOOOOOOO!

*Ahem*
What you read above does not exist. This is CIA Officer John Smith. Forget what you read above, or I'll gas you.

John Smith. What a stupid name.

Lollers.

[Evans]

Yes, exactly. You win the prize for having the most idiotic response to one my posts that I've had in a while. I won't bother giving it a true rebuttal. However, you may print out this picture and pin it on your refrigerator:

The picture was of a smiling star.

[Raype]

Pessimistic people, I'm 77 % not gay.

Don't be too straight, women nowadays prefer gayer men.
(Something as stupid.)
WTF? Screw you. If a woman wants a gayed-up guy, lest she be really hot, she's gonna burn batteries as far as I'm concerned.

*opens mouth to say something* well......I.....they.......*shuts up*

Well, I guess as far as Evans is concerned, these women can go screw themselves (in more ways than one)

Oh...and let me remind you...I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should just write that on your forehead or something. That'll stop us from having to question your gender and sexuality

And now we go to Mishotaki for the Currency Report

yeah well you know that canadians are stronger than americans...
we have to carry a lot of dough to buy anythign... last time i baught a videogame with cash instead of a card i had to carry 5 pounds of canadian money....


now we should have the guiness world record for the biggest wallets that are used in our everyday lives... we use fat american texan (always bigger) pants, refit the waist and make the extra space a space for our dough....

i think the pick pockets are not very common in canada... for some reason...
*steal the rich guy's wallet*
"f*ck! the wallet is heavier than the guy!"
*collapses*
"well he's crushed under my wallet.. call 911 and tell them to take their time.. he won't move"

Wait till you're old enough to pay rent. I had to use a dump truck to get it all out

And now it's off to Ciel in the field with some vehicle safety tips

Remember: Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Just remember people, always bring a spare

My god is an attractive, single young man with long hair and humongous genitalia. *looks at mirror*

What does that mirror have to do with anything?

It's from a funhouse.

No, the joke isn't the fact that Ciel made a four word post

And now, IRC

(Link) aha! i found it! i now know why my VCR didnt work!
(Link) never try to watch a video when ur drunk
(Link) especialy when the vid is still in plastic >.<

[johnny blaze]

My quote can kick your quote's ass.

[Norgus]

My quote can kick your quote's ass.

Heres a crappy quote for you to best then.

[Stoned Stoner]

Ding Dong ill show you my shlong
Felling like mario on donkey kong