Where in the world is Sprung!!

[Jaws]

I tend to use the site www.askjaws.com , but you choose what you want.

[Das98]

Jungle World 50 Sprung ins Ungewisse
Sprung ins Ungewisse Vox zeigt die Lebensgeschichte des HIV-positiven Olympiasiegers im Turmspringen, Greg
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OMG, according to Ask Jeeves Sprung got AIDS.

[Sprung]

OMG, according to Ask Jeeves Sprung got AIDS.

[Das98]

There's something I should probably tell everyone.

A few days ago I took Sprung to the doctor because he was acting a little strange. When the doctor was done with the examination he asked Sprung to leave the room. The doctor told me Sprung might have Alzheimers or AIDS. So I said, "Doctor, what can I do to help Sprung?". The doctor said "Take him out to the woods, leave him there, and if he comes back don't fuck him."

[Jaws]

I'm sorry I didn't find that funny. Bad sense of humor?

[Raype]

I think the joke was

Doctor:"I don't know whether whether he is stupid or has AIDS"
then respond "So what do I do?"
Then the doctor says "Leave him (it was a her in the original) in the woods, if he finds his way back, don't f*** him".

Close enough though.

[Das98]

I'm sorry I didn't find that funny. Bad sense of humor?

It's an old joke, if you've heard it before it's kinda funny.

Edit:

I think the joke was

Doctor:"I don't know whether whether he is stupid or has AIDS"
then respond "So what do I do?"
Then the doctor says "Leave him (it was a her in the original) in the woods, if he finds his way back, don't f*** him".

Close enough though.

I can't remember it exactly, but I know when I heard it was a little different than that. That's the way it works with jokes though.

[Raype]

Found it in one of the old joke threads. Here it is:

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...2&postcount=82

[Das98]

I edited it, a little better now, a little.

[ncxtreme]

Found it in one of the old joke threads. Here it is:

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...2&postcount=82

OMG That last one was nasty

[Raype]

OMG That last one was nasty

you can find a lot more here. Pretty good read if you like jokes.

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showthread.php?t=1135

[Sprung]

I found Sprung, he's fine.