Dead or Alive movie trailer.....

[Seraphis Cain]

http://rapidshare.de/files/7878015/D...FINAL.mov.html

.....

I really don't know what to say.....

Except for that Sprung might just kill himself after seeing this.....

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO KASUMI?!?!?!?

[Xicor]

That looks....really ghey.

[Howie]

I had no idea they where making a third Charlie's Angels movie?!

[Mikey_]

That looks....really ghey.

what did you expect? what did we all expect? lol a movie based on a video game...a fighting video game at that. we should all know better than to expect a good movie.

[Gare]

I guess that's what I expected. Just another crappy movie based on a videogame. *sigh*

Poor, poor Sprung.

[Raype]

MY EYES!!!

wow that was bad. 500 gil says Sprung sees it on opening day dressed as one of the characters from the game. For that matter, has anyone seen him since this thread started/ *pictures Sprung Hanging himself with his printer cable*

[Mikey_]

nah, 700gil says sprung does the following on its 1st day of release:
-watches it once in theatres to absorb the suckiness
-watches it again in theatres to try and convince himself that its not as sucky as people say
-watches it a 3rd time and whacks off at the front of the seating since he'll be the only one there and cuz of the bootleg kasumi
-goes a FOURTH time to make a bootleg recording for himself
-goes out and buys a tv/dvd player for every room in his house and makes multiple bootleg copies of the movie so he can watch them in every room
-buys every bit of merchandise of the movie...all 6 of them

[Raype]

nah, 700gil says sprung does the following on its 1st day of release:
-watches it once in theatres to absorb the suckiness
-watches it again in theatres to try and convince himself that its not as sucky as people say
-watches it a 3rd time and whacks off at the front of the seating since he'll be the only one there and cuz of the bootleg kasumi
-goes a FOURTH time to make a bootleg recording for himself
-goes out and buys a tv/dvd player for every room in his house and makes multiple bootleg copies of the movie so he can watch them in every room
-buys every bit of merchandise of the movie...all 6 of them

It's a bet....but I wouldn't doubt that he would do it
*forsees headline: 35 year old male jumps Kasumi actress in fit of rage....raping ensues!*
*Sees sprund kidnapping the actress and taking her to mexico*
*Sees Sprung paying $100,000 for the actual Kasumi outfit used in the film*
*[CENSORED]*

[pkt-zer0]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Horribly imitated, westernized martial arts (Tina with a... katana? And Kasumi, too? Though she was a kunoichi.)

Sucky sucky sucky.

[Seraphis Cain]

And Kasumi and Ayane within 10 feet of each other and NOT trying to kill each other?

BLASPHEMY.

[Anonymous]

god i hate rapidshare.

every time i try to DL it, i get a DL ticket request pending message. fucking uplaod services...

[Cyberxion]

Hey, I'm on a really shitty computer. Does anyone care to take some screenshots of the pertinant scenes and post them so that sad, pathetic fools such as myself can take a gander at what is sure to be a laughable excuse for a movie? Thanks.

[Evans]

No problem. IF I can do that. Just a sec. But don't expect anything good, the trailer sucks more than a... well it sucks.

[Cyberxion]

I just saw it actually.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/media/player.php?id=2288

It's bad, yeah, but can you say that aside from some gross errors in interplay between the girls that it's that far removed from the game? I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Seriously though, I'll check it out. I'm a sadist.

[Evans]

I just saw it actually.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/media/player.php?id=2288

It's bad, yeah, but can you say that aside from some gross errors in interplay between the girls that it's that far removed from the game? I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Seriously though, I'll check it out. I'm a sadist.

Good.

I never played the game.

A sadist? Who are you bringing to the movies with you?

Sorry, the proper english thing is kicking in...


----EDIT----

Just went to the bathroom, flushed ten bucks. There. That's taken care of.