7 foot bongs
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7 foot bongs
As long as you got the power and the pad, you'll get the womens.
Listen to the Mission
The legend of
Health and saftey experts.
The people who's job it is, to make sure no one ever has an accident. Every time somone breaks a finger nail at work they have to fill in 17 form's, mostly to do with who's to blame. I was once told by my manager, that I'm a hazard because I left a bit of paper on the floor. He asked me in a condercending tone, what devistation whould happen if someone tripped over it. "Oh, dear." I said. "They would probably have to get up again."
Nobody is allowed to just die in this world either. A QC named George Carmen popped his clogs at the age of 71. Not bad innings. But oh no. His death might have been avoided if eaten less cheese and broccoli. Or mabye cancer is to blame?
Now look, the human being is programmed to take risks. It's what makes us feel alive. People bomb down the highway at 100 miles per hour, not because they're being chased by Godzilla, but because it pushes our buttons. Why do you think the intrest in extreme sports such as bungee jumping and parachuting are so popular these days?
American is the prime example. When there's a hurricane, they insist the goverment could have done something about it. They seem to think life can be run without risk, and that all accident's are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.
Odd. Americans appear to be human, a little larger than normal, perhaps, but equipped nevertheless with arms and heads.
If they think humans don't need risk and stimulation, they must be genetically malformed. In other words, they must be mad.
Last edited by Xena; 21st-November-2005 at 10:34.
Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..
Crazy Bird
Yeah, Mario had to be thought of by stoners... He just promotes their lifestyle so much... And he's a communist (proof)
Walloping Webslingers!!
Harvey Birdman does a great bit on Scooby, Shaggy and the gang are put on trial for getting pulled over.Originally Posted by Allea
Another one is Scooby Doo cartoons...those guys had to be stoned.
"Hey Scooby, let's brush the crumbs out of my unshavened hippie shaggy chin hair and so we can eat more scooby snacks and ride around in a van with a big flower on the side of it!"
I'm surprised that I don't see many stoners riding around in those stand up scooters for the elderly, I kinda want one for myself.
sunglasses and eyedrops
Cookie Thief
skinner8
the cordless extension cord
To sexy for a title
TV remote- a by product of laziness
George Bush- sheer evil
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Bomberman. There is no funier thing when four intoxicated people are playing bomberman. Period.
If there is something smarter or faster than me in the world, I'll dispose of it.
hmm...fooly cooly...yep...lol
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I am so fuckin stoned i bet i can come up wit good ideas.. just gimme a minute
I just got one...microwave dinners.. i can go for one right now.. some fuckin salsabery(?) steak wit mash potatoes mmmmmmm
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How about eggs? What do you think the farmer was smoking when he saw an egg being laid and though to himself "you know, I think that would taste good with some bacon"? That dude must have been higher than the Canadian Tax Rate.
Animation (anyone who thought it would be better to draw 30-60 pictures per second of footage over just filming it must have been stoned out of his gourd. I'm looking at you Disney!)
Bungee jumping (Jumping off a high platform on a giant rubber band? that's a stoner idea for sure)
Sky diving (jumping out of a plane and trusting your life to a thin layer of canvas. You'd have to be stoned to think that up)
Disco (those stoners sure seem to love it. Plus with all those bright colors at the dance floors, you'd think they were trying to replicate being high without the drugs).
Cookie Thief
Who was sitting there and saw a horse, and said to themselves " wait a second, you could be glue "
Lost Soul?
I gotta agree.
Also in Montreal there is this big orange that was built sometime in the 60's. They sell orange juelip(sp??)now. I don't know how to explain it other than a really tall really big orange 0_o.
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Some tomb from out whose sounding door
She ne'er shall force an echo more,
Thrilling to think, poor child of sin!
It was the dead who groaned within - E.A Poe
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I guess the same guy who saw a horse and thought "maybe I should use your skin to hold my money"
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Where the heck did you see that? And do you mean tulips? Or juice?
Walloping Webslingers!!
Its funny, the guy that created animation was trying to win a bar bet so you could be right on that one.
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