Hehe. You need a good lawyer and a penis w/o a head.Originally Posted by X
Hehe. You need a good lawyer and a penis w/o a head.Originally Posted by X
Might I suggest Jack Thompson? He's a headless dick.
Originally Posted by Deach for the win!Originally Posted by Mr Miller aka my hero.Originally Posted by MasJ smoke weed you heard it here first!Originally Posted by Muff speaks the truth.Originally Posted by True story, i think :SChannel Topic: @WildChild sets topic in #REICOMEHERE to COME HERE REI WE'LL BE FRIENDS
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Parts: Rei ( [email protected] ) parted from #REICOMEHERE ( 1 User )Originally Posted by FZ can please the ladies!(Ziegfried) What's long and black?
(Ziegfried) The unemployment line.
(WildChild) '
(Me_D2) That just goes to show that black people have all the rhythm. Even with half the legs. White guys have nothing.
(Ziegfried) What's long and hard on a nigger?
(Ziegfried) First grade.
(WildChild) *coughracismcough*
(Me_D2) What is the most confusing holiday for black kids?
(WildChild) ?
(Me_D2) Father's day.
(Ziegfried) AHAH
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) What do you call the first black president?
(Ziegfried) Nigger.
(Me_D2) Nigger.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Ziegfried) Score!
(Me_D2) What do you call the one white guy with 100 black guys?
(Me_D2) Warden.
(Ziegfried) OH
(WildChild) Ahah.
(Me_D2) Why don't black people have kids with Mexicans?
(Me_D2) They are afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
(Ziegfried) Ahahahah.
(Me_D2) Why aren't there any good athletes in Mexico?
(WildChild) -.-'
(Me_D2) Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already made it past the border.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Why are minorities such good athletes?
(Me_D2) Becuase they spend the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
(Ziegfried) Me_D2.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Ohnoes. Enough insensitivit.
(Ziegfried) You.
(Ziegfried) Just.
(Ziegfried) Just.
(Me_D2) insensitivity.*
(Ziegfried) WIN.
(WildChild)
(jmknsd) there is a black man and a mexican in a car, who is driving?
(jmknsd) a cop.
(Me_D2) The cop.
(Take_me_now_Brianna) What do you say to a black man in a suit?
(Take_me_now_Brianna) 'Will the Defendant please rise'.
(Me_D2) What do you call 3 Mexicans, a Chinaman, and 3 black guys in a row?
(Ziegfried) No idea.
(Me_D2) A sprinkler. Spic, spic, spic, chink, nigger, nigger, nigger.
(jmknsd) what?
(Ziegfried) Ahaha.
(jmknsd) ROFLMAO
(Me_D2) What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
(Me_D2) A pizza can feed a family of four.
(Me_D2) What is the bad thing about a van with 4 black guys in it driving off a cliff?
(Me_D2) You can fit more than 4 in a van.
(Me_D2) What do you call a half million blacks jumping off a cliff?
(Me_D2) A good start.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Did you hear about the 2 car pile up in Mexico?
(Me_D2) 500 Mexicans died.
...Because everybody loves a good racist joke!
Originally Posted by Omega
A four parter in a thread where a town renamed itself to get free satellite TV
I wouldn't promote putting the name "soft" on your genitals OnikaruOriginally Posted by Onikaru
Originally Posted by DingyOriginally Posted by Omega Weapon aka MeOriginally Posted by Dingy
Last edited by Raype; 20th-November-2005 at 10:25.
There are only two types of people in this world. Not black and white. Not Male and female. But American and better.
Posted by myself, just now.
Originally Posted by EvansOriginally Posted by JaseThe Gay Times at EP.Originally Posted by Evans
Originally Posted by DingyI pity Mr. PricesOriginally Posted by Omega in reply to the fact that his dick is called Gas Prices
OMGZ roffle @ teh racist jokes!!
Originally Posted by Winged 2.0 in a thread created by Slesx asking for Barbie ROMs "for his girlfriend". Slesx also said he likes DBZ
Last edited by Anonymous; 20th-November-2005 at 11:07.
I made a pretty gay post alrightOriginally Posted by Evans
You know, there is such a thing as too much information ForeverZero.....Originally Posted by ForeverZero
Good AdviceOriginally Posted by Xena
For those who don't know, the belief is that Crusher is extremely overweightOriginally Posted by Hangman
A Mod war? This could be trouble...Originally Posted by Crusher
EDIT- And don't pity Mr. Prices, he rises all the time, and takes a long time to go down.
Last edited by Raype; 20th-November-2005 at 17:49.
The whole microsoft word is very bad for a name of your genitals though.Originally Posted by Omega Weapon
Good one(+rep). Too bad the "Texas town changes name" thread was closed. We should create "How would you name your dick" thread or something similar...Originally Posted by Omega Weapon
Last edited by Oni; 20th-November-2005 at 20:47.
If there is something smarter or faster than me in the world, I'll dispose of it.
I promise you it'll be closed within minutes.Originally Posted by Onikaru
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i know no1 has said it before but its one of my favorite game quotes, that ive used in online video games and stuff. Its from Chronicles of Riddick, Escape From Butcher bay, the game for xbox.
"When im done killing, the afterlife is gunna get a whole lot more crowded"
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