Most of these come from the RBT. And If you don't know what the RBT is, then die.


Quote Originally Posted by Skinner
[i][18:26:23] Norgus> 4780
[18:27:46] Norgus> I didnt hit a single plane that time.
[18:28:31] Miles> 7770!!!!
[18:28:39] Miles> I am so leet.
[18:29:43] Miles> There should be a thread about this on the forums, where you can post your high score and whatnot.
[18:29:53] tashi> make one~
[18:30:17] Miles> I haven't got enough street cred to post such a thread.
[18:30:38] Norgus> Hahaha.
[18:30:47] * Norgus waits for ziegfried to post it.
[18:30:50] Miles> Heh.
[18:30:55] Miles> Exactly what I was thinking.
[18:31:06] Ziegfried> I posted about it in RetroParadise.
[18:31:11] Ziegfried> Oh, burninated you are.
[18:31:11] * anon2012 ([email protected]) has joined #emuparadise
[18:31:12] Miles> Omgwtf.
[18:31:16] Norgus> Damn, why am I not a retro!
[18:31:22] Miles> Lol.
[18:31:22] Ziegfried> Because you're a n00b.
[18:31:30] Norgus> Im not quite a n00b.
[18:31:37] Ziegfried> Then why aren't you Retro?
[18:31:42] * Ziegfried thrusts.
[18:31:47] * Norgus runs off crying.
[18:31:57] ForeverZero> Bam.[i/]
Quote Originally Posted by KoN
"POOP IS POOP BACKWARDS!!"
Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy's Last Post
DM HAS A BABEE

DM HAS A BABEE

A GUY WHO NAMES HIMSELF AFTER A YU-GI-OH CHARACTER HAS A BABEE

OMGF


Also, awwwwwww, isn't she cute.

Quote Originally Posted by In the "3 words to describe yourself" thread, Jimmy says
"Better than you"

Quote Originally Posted by Slim, back when he was J.W.
I ate a CD once, except I didn't eat it, I sat down on it, and it wasn't a CD, it was a couch...
Quote Originally Posted by DoyleyBoy
hello people! im back, after basically a 48 hour drinkin binge, it was great. 7 pints of carlin premier and a lot of kareoki on thursday. my m8 tom was so pissed he decided to buy a roast chicken from safeway at the BP at bout 2 in the mornin. it was quite tasty, but a bit dry. and i got some pucker garlic bread, which stunk out the house, but was just what we needed, especially cos we got the munchies after smokin about 4 skins of some funky thai weed my m8 picked up 4 �20. and poor old joanne had to put up wit 3 drunk gits when she had to get up at 8, ****in hell that birds got a pair of lungs on her, and she aint afraid to use em i can tell u, jesus that girl can scream blue bloody murder.

and today i think ive become immune to booze, cos i had: 5 pints of fosters, 1 blue wkd shot (40% shit) 3 red vodka/blackcurrent shot things that some waitress was servin, 1 red aftershock and 2 blue wkds, 1 of which i bottle bombed, which was cold as ****. and im not very drunk at all, otherwise id be unable to type and a kip in my bed. anyway my m8s drunk the same as me, apart from DEANNNN!!!!!! who was drivin, and hes got some ****in system i can tell u that. some 300 hundred watt amp 6 by 9s in his car, with some ****off 14inch sub in the boot. jesus that shit was loud, i think that why my pissed m8s were tryin to strangle me with the ****in seat belt about 50 times, i swear im gonna punch that fat git in his ****in gut the next time i see him. oh yeah dave i put on my old chili pepper album on, put around the world on in DEANNN!!!SSS car, which u can only imagine the noise cos of his system, even tho hes got the same car as me, the cunt. danielle calahan u will be mine, just wait 2 bar risa tomorrow u horny bitch. doyle out l8rs

shit that was some ****in essay there wooo
Quote Originally Posted by Me
i got a lawsuit from my penis for sexual harrassment
Yup..good times