Would this be true?

[Sprung]

My son has a rare disease called noobatbirth. 99999999 of 100000000 americans have this disease. He's currently 3 weeks old and fighting for his life while more than 30 cables and tubes are plugged on his tiny pink body. He have electrodes inserted in his anus to stimulate his brain directly by shocking his spine everytime he post a noob reply on a message board.
At the rate the disease is growing, he might be dead in less than a month, killed by a moderator with over-whelming power or simply attacked by another angry forumer. I'm asking for donations, EVERY donation will count toward his re-habilitation. The cost of the surgery and the re-habilitation are well over 3 zillion dollars.
Please send money, even a quarter if you can, thru PayPal at [email protected]

Please also foward this to everyone in your contacts, and let the world know about this rare disease.
Thanks for your time
Polobunny (father) and PandaMan (son)

Priceless.

[Dingy]

Spam. Argh. I cannot stomach the one which persistantly asks me to get a sex change. I mean, why wouldn't I be happy w/o a dick?

PantyMan? "tiny pink body"? Ha.

[((KvN))]

Whoever believe this should be shot, pee'd on, hung, eating by cannibores. Don't worry, you didn't believe it.

[Dingy]

Whoever believe this should be shot, pee'd on, hung, eating by cannibores. Don't worry, you didn't believe it.

Sounds like you did How does it feel to be peed on?

[polobunny]

Priceless.

Yeah, be happy you're one of americans not struck with this disease. Or are you?

[crusher]

we only have 578 names left

HAHAHA!

[Norgus]

How can they run out of names anyway?
You can never run out of names when it allows shit like [email protected] and such.

[polobunny]

[email protected] was took the last time i tried though.

[Sprung]

[email protected] was took the last time i tried though.

Why do you keep harassing me for my MSN name?

[Oni]

Spam. Argh. I cannot stomach the one which persistantly asks me to get a sex change. I mean, why wouldn't I be happy w/o a dick?

What the hell? I've got plenty of spam, but nothing like that...
Maybe my life will be happier as a woman because I will be able to play with tits all the time... will you forward this message to me?

EDIT: There is one method how to get rid of this message. Get a sexchange... but then again you will get plenty of messages to change your gender back.

[Raype]

Yeah definantly spam. I think the purpose is to make it seem real so they can overload the MSN server with fake emails when a bunch of n00bs send it around.

How can they run out of names anyway?
You can never run out of names when it allows shit like [email protected] and such.

Exactly. My Email (the real one, not the many, many fake ones I have) doesn't even have a number (It's my name BTW). Even the one I'm using here works with only a little number added to it.

EDIT- I work for the Smack Teh n00bz foundation. All donations can be made to [email protected]

[Anonymous]

.exe? wtf? what's that all about?

[Raype]

I have a bizarre email account. No really, it's a fake account. By fake account I don't mean one I made for a site or something, it's just some random letters I made up to sound like an email account.

EDIT- and to anyone who clicked it......*SMACK*you should know .exe isn't a real account extension!

[Ahkei]

.exe? wtf? what's that all about?

He was being an idiot...:eyeball:

[Josh]

My son has a rare disease called noobatbirth. 99999999 of 100000000 americans have this disease. He's currently 3 weeks old and fighting for his life while more than 30 cables and tubes are plugged on his tiny pink body. He have electrodes inserted in his anus to stimulate his brain directly by shocking his spine everytime he post a noob reply on a message board.
At the rate the disease is growing, he might be dead in less than a month, killed by a moderator with over-whelming power or simply attacked by another angry forumer. I'm asking for donations, EVERY donation will count toward his re-habilitation. The cost of the surgery and the re-habilitation are well over 3 zillion dollars.
Please send money, even a quarter if you can, thru PayPal at [email protected]

Please also foward this to everyone in your contacts, and let the world know about this rare disease.
Thanks for your time
Polobunny (father) and PandaMan (son)

Hey what if I dont' have a paypal account. Is there any other way I can donate? :X