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    Bitch the tooth fairy? What a strange name. Everyone knows that the tooth fairy only gives money to cool people, obviously the fairy was aware of that and there you have it.

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    Nope that cant be it? I'm cool. It must be because i slept with her
    cousin. You know? That fairy from Zelda: Orcarina of Time. She was hot!

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    Would that be **** the tooth fairy?

    EDIT: It rhymes with mutt and isn't a friendly term for a trashy woman.

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    Well I'm not mad about the money anymore. I just want some cranberry juice!!

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    Cranberry juice sucks! The jello-like canned cranberry "slop" is much better, you can cut it with a knife!
    Oh, and umm, I don't believe in fairies.

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    Me either. This was just a clever way to spam and get some posting in. I'm so Clever.


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    Yes.

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    Angry Play the game brothers

    Hey if you're gonna post I wanna hear about fairies and maybe even vaguely related stuff. OK we like to have fun here - but don't take the piss (as we say in the UK), make some kind of contribution to the topic.

    So my (possible) new avatar freaks you hey Knight? Right, now I'm moving in the right direction

    And as for hot fairies let me tell you none of those Zelda chicks come even close to the sexual allure of Ly, the fairy from Rayman 2: The Great Escape.

    Man, i've had dreams about her, as anyone will know who remembers my "weird" post back in May "Psycho Nazis on acid f*****d my grandmother". Remember it? I don't think i've ever seen a thread get closed so fast. What an honour!!
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    Default Re: Do you believe in fairies?

    I don't know, this is a bit like asking if you believe in magic. I'm not refering to 'tricks' either. Strangely enough some kid asked me if I believed in magic about a week ago as I was getting some food at MickyD's. It's a strange world out there. Speaking of strange...

    Originally posted by Tal
    Oh and what about pycho nazis on acid, are they real? I think we should be told.
    Yes, they are indeed real! Luckily, they're on acid. So you'll never have the misfortune of meeting them.
    -Mason Gray: Less vowels, same great consonant taste.

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    Fairies live at the bottom of the garden. like me. Or one might say, with me.

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    Exclamation Return of the psycho nazis

    Your words make me smile Maison - but are you sure there's no chance or running into these guys? I mean they could be anybody right? They could be me. They could be you.

    If you've got a strong stomach and you don't mind a black humour seasoning to your day, why not take a look here
    http://surfin.spies.com/~gus/trenchcoat/

    warning: this site is either comic genius, or created by sick people depending on your point of view - hell you can count on me for weird links ppl
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    Ah, that's what I live for. To make people smile. And then to torch their homes when they aren't looking because they're so filled with joy! ...Ahem. But yeah, as long as they're actually on the acid, I don't think there's much to worry about. They are in their own little dream world. And that website, funny stuff.

    How to shoot someone with a gun:
    1. Make sure you have a gun and it's loaded and cocked
    2. Point the gun at the person, preferably at a vital organ
    3. Pull the trigger
    4. Shout "Heil Hitler!" and run away real quick!

    lol...
    -Mason Gray: Less vowels, same great consonant taste.

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    LMFAO!

    How to download porn:
    1. Go to a porn website using a web browser like Netscape.
    2. Right-click on the pictures you like
    3. Save them to your disk. Shout "Heil Hitler!"
    4. Double click on them whenever you want. You DON'T have to be online!

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    Fairies are just another thing science has disproven. We no longer live in the age of mystics and monsters, we live in the age of reality, you could say. If there are fairies, and they're "magical", I wouldn't say they're magic, I would say they have powers that we don't. Which is pretty much what magic is, just something we're not capable of.

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    Shit shit shit. I only just looked at this topic... and I see....

    BIG_LEAP69!?!!?

    Where the hell did he come from? Why is he back!? Why the **** is he allowed to post here? HUH?!?


    On the plus side, he hasn't posted anywhere else... yet.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Remember: BIGGIE=****HEAD.

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