Shrinking nads? Mountain Dew may be responsible...

[Sprung]

See, now that's a reason.
Also know, that it reduces your sex drive.
And condoms can help not having kids more than shrunken gonads.

You'd be suprised how well kids themselves are a contraceptive.

Try to have sex in a house with three kids...there is always one of them that has to pee, and you have to pass through my bedroom to get to the pot.

[Dingy]

Try to have sex in a house with three kids...there is always one of them that has to pee, and you have to pass through my bedroom to get to the pot.

Aww..Get soundproofing?

[MasJ]

He said through the bedroom, not by it =O
Seriously Sprung, what kind of plumber are you with just one pot in the house ? Get with the times mate .

[Dingy]

Oh, I didn't realize. Baby, please remember to have a separate loo in our house, I don't want any piss coming in our way

Sprung, have sex in the loo?

And don't listen to anything I say

[Judau Ashta]

eh, mountain dews not TOO carbonated (compared ti coke), IT BURNS WHEN CHUGING A COKE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its better to drink it really cold.

[Sprung]

He said through the bedroom, not by it =O
Seriously Sprung, what kind of plumber are you with just one pot in the house ? Get with the times mate .

Yeah, I know...I have to do something if I ever plan to have sexual relations with that woman.

[Anonymous]

what kind of idiot puts the only toilet on the other side of the baby-making room?

[Sprung]

what kind of idiot puts the only toilet on the other side of the baby-making room?

That is what I want to know...

This house was built in like 1812 or something, and I guess back then the women kept their mouths shut during lovin'...or the kids used the outhouse.

It was probably the outhouse part

[Lag]

This isn't true. Mountain dew doesn't do a thing to your balls. but if you lick a hookers ass and he shits on you, your balls might shrink...maybe

[Sprung]

This isn't true. Mountain dew doesn't do a thing to your balls. but if you lick a hookers ass and he shits on you, your balls might shrink...maybe

You are gonna get yourself in trouble soon.

[Lag]

I'm mental. It isn't all my fault!

[Stone Cold]

In court your insanity plea would fail.(thats what it sounded like) most insanity pleas fail only a few people get off with them. unless your really famous like bill clinton and people label you as a good guy so in that case you would get off with a year because they would think you were insane to do that .(just learned about it in school)

[skakidd]

the rumour is now all pop will kill your offspring so instead of wasting valuable monies on bcps or other contraceptive stuff just drink tons of pop and get UBER zits that way no one will wanna bang you thus saving you from unwanted pregnancies.

[Ah Pook]

They could mix sugar and snot, call it Mountain Dew: Rokket, and people would love it and drink it by the gallon