[01:03:43] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:03:44] [+Satan] Vin Diesel created the Strait Of Gibraltar whilst arm-wrestling with the Iberian peninsula.
[01:03:48] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:03:49] [+Satan] Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
[01:03:54] [@Skinner8] Haha.
[01:03:59] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:02] [+Satan] You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink, unless you're Vin Diesel.
[01:04:07] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:07] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is Hollywood's most in-demand ass double.
[01:04:10] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:11] [+Satan] Vin Diesel wrote "My Sharona" as a ballad to Winston Churchill.
[01:04:15] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:16] [+Satan] Alices Adventures in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll after he followed Vin Diesel into a rabbit hole.
[01:04:20] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:21] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's first appearence on screen was in the hit movie "Alien", where he burst out of a mans chest at a dinner table.
[01:04:27] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:27] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's reflection is always Bob Saget looking surprised, whereas Bob Saget's reflection is always Vin Diesel flipping him off.
[01:04:31] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:31] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once entertained partygoers by turning a plate of nachos into an adorable puppy, and then eating it.
[01:04:35] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:36] [+Satan] Barq's root beer has oft been called "the one with bite", and thus far Vin Diesel is the only known being to have successfully bitten it back.
[01:04:44] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:44] [+Satan] Vin Diesel cannot hear the word Onomatopoeia uttered in his presence. If he does he will stamp his foot three times and then dissolve into a pool of locusts that will devour New Hampshire.
[01:04:53] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:54] [+Satan] Vin Diesel invented the exlamation point by scaring a question mark so badly that it straightened up.
[01:04:58] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:04:59] [+Satan] He often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.
[01:05:05] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:07] [+Satan] Vin Diesel cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
[01:05:11] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:12] [+Satan] Contrary to popular belief, Michael Farraday did not discover benzene. Vin Diesel synthesized benzene first by grabbing six methane molecules and squeezing them really hard.
[01:05:18] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:19] [+Satan] There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and Vin Diesel.
[01:05:24] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:25] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's movie contracts are written in blood on stone tablets.
[01:05:30] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:31] [+Satan] In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
[01:05:35] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:35] [+Satan] Vin Diesel built Rome in a day.
[01:05:39] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:39] [+Satan] Vin Diesel dyslexia from suffers.
[01:05:42] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:44] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is actually Vinny of the Mafia, who ratted out the Don to the Yakuza, so Vin shaved his head and went into hiding.
[01:05:48] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:49] [+Satan] Mozart used Vin Diesel's left earlobe as his inspiration for "Piano Concerto No. 21 In C", which was also written during the period of Vin's life where he spent his days bathing in volcanoes.
[01:05:54] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:05:55] [+Satan] Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.
[01:06:02] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:03] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is personally responsible for the destruction of the rain forests. When asked why he was destroying irreplicable habitats, he is quoted as saying "Mother nature started this war, and now she wants me to stop? I dont think so."
[01:06:09] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:09] [+Satan] In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
[01:06:13] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:15] [+Satan] Vin Diesel secretly loves all purple things and has turned his bedroom into a gigantic silken tent.
[01:06:18] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:18] [+Satan] In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
[01:06:20] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:21] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is Victoria's Secret.
[01:06:23] [+Satan] Vin Diesel wrote the foreword in the Millennial hardcover edition of the King James version of the Bible. In it he traces his divine heritage from Moses and dethrones Christ as the son of God.
[01:06:27] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:28] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once entertained partygoers by turning a plate of nachos into an adorable puppy, and then eating it.
[01:06:30] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:31] [+Satan] Vin Diesel was first to discover America when he decided to take a swim after a wild night in a British pub.
[01:06:35] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:36] [+Satan] Barq's root beer has oft been called "the one with bite", and thus far Vin Diesel is the only known being to have successfully bitten it back.
[01:06:38] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:38] [+Satan] Vin Diesel cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
[01:06:40] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:41] [+Satan] Vin Diesel has a collection of mounted Oompa Loompa heads in his den.
[01:06:42] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:43] [+Satan] Rasheed Wallace, the only man to have fought Vin Diesel and survived, claims that there is a message on the top of Vin's head that reads, "Objects in reflection are closer than they appear."
[01:06:48] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:50] [+Satan] Vin Diesel placed first in the Monopoly beauty pagent.
[01:06:53] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:53] [+Satan] All of the socks you lose in the washing machine rest soundly on Vin Diesel's mantle.
[01:06:57] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:06:58] [+Satan] His blood is a thick beef gravy.
[01:07:01] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:01] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's physique is primarily due to his strict diet regime of soylent green.
[01:07:06] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:07] [+Satan] Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a French man and using him like a bat to club people.
[01:07:13] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:14] [+Satan] Vin's birth certificate says his official middle name is "Motherfucker".
[01:07:18] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:18] [+Satan] Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.
[01:07:21] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:22] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
[01:07:26] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:27] [+Satan] Vin Diesel was chosen by counsel of Elrond to take the Ring of Power to the crack of Mount Doom.
[01:07:32] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:32] [+Satan] When Vin Diesel gives you three seconds to tell him where your boss is hiding out, he doesn't include a complementary "two-and-a-half".
[01:07:38] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:38] [+Satan] You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
[01:07:43] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:43] [+Satan] Vin Diesel placed first in the Monopoly beauty pagent.
[01:07:45] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:46] [+Satan] He is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack.
[01:07:47] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:48] [+Satan] Vin Diesel wrote the foreword in the Millennial hardcover edition of the King James version of the Bible. In it he traces his divine heritage from Moses and dethrones Christ as the son of God.
[01:07:49] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:50] [+Satan] Vin Diesel negotiated the Treaty of Versailles.
[01:07:52] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:53] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's first appearence on screen was in the hit movie "Alien", where he burst out of a mans chest at a dinner table.
[01:07:55] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:07:56] [+Satan] Your computers are not connected. Vin Diesel manually carries each song, picture, or file that you download.
[01:07:59] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:00] [+Satan] There is a growing sexual fetish community in Japan calling themselves "Vinnies".
[01:08:03] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:04] [+Satan] Vin Diesel was chosen by counsel of Elrond to take the Ring of Power to the crack of Mount Doom.
[01:08:06] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:07] [+Satan] Vin Disel was once commissioned by a group of the world's top scientists to help prove that God does not exist. Vin Diesel refused, however, as he knows God exists; the two are regular poker buddies.
[01:08:11] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:12] [+Satan] Vin Diesel built Rome in a day.
[01:08:13] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:14] [+Satan] Vin Disel was once commissioned by a group of the world's top scientists to help prove that God does not exist. Vin Diesel refused, however, as he knows God exists; the two are regular poker buddies.
[01:08:16] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:16] [+Satan] Vin Diesel knows where all the cookies have gone, and he ain't tellin' you shit.
[01:08:18] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:19] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is Victoria's Secret.
[01:08:20] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:21] [+Satan] Vin Diesel invented the telegraph, flew the first airplane, and freed the slaves. Anyone who says otherwise wakes up in a telemarketing firm in Bangladesh.
[01:08:27] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:28] [+Satan] During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
[01:08:34] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:35] [+Satan] Vin Diesel can, with his bare hands, create flawless diamonds the size of golfballs. He is paid roughly $20,000,000.00 USD each year not to do so by De Beers, SA.
[01:08:42] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:43] [+Satan] Vin Diesel wrote a song about Patrick Swayze. The Bloodhound Gang bought it off him for 3 spatulas, the beard of zeus and the souls of 14 nuns. They then renamed it "I hope you die" and the rest is history.
[01:08:51] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:52] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once caused quite a commotion at a crowded movie theatre when he caught on fire and refused to leave.
[01:08:58] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:08:59] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once ate 5 turkeys in one sitting. The following massive bowel movement spawned into the band Yes.
[01:09:01] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:02] [+Satan] Vin Diesel knows where all the cookies have gone, and he ain't tellin' you shit.
[01:09:04] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:05] [+Satan] Vin Diesel studied under both Jack Bauer and MacGuyver.
[01:09:08] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:10] [+Satan] Tried out for the role of "Bert" in Mary Poppins, was turned down for not being able to dance.
[01:09:13] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:14] [+Satan] Vin Diesel recently discovered an island chain that rose as a result of the tsunami, he's tentatively named it "Vindonesia".
[01:09:18] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:19] [+Satan] Vin Diesel whizzed on the electric fence.
[01:09:21] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:22] [+Satan] The integral of ln |x| is Vin Diesel.
[01:09:25] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:25] [+Satan] Ray Charles once looked at Vin Diesel...and never saw another thing again.
[01:09:29] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:29] [+Satan] Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
[01:09:34] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:35] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
[01:09:41] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:42] [+Satan] If you dare even think about calling Vin Diesel by his real name, it will set off a chain of events that would find the two of you, decades from now, trying to kill each other with .50 caliber Browning M2 machine guns in Chilpancingo, Mexico on New Years Eve. While dressed as penguins.
[01:09:49] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:49] [+Satan] He has a secret crush on the girl next door and is too shy to ask her out.
[01:09:52] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:53] [+Satan] Vin Diesel was first to discover America when he decided to take a swim after a wild night in a British pub.
[01:09:55] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:56] [+Satan] Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids. He isn't vain, so he let the Egyptians take the credit.
[01:09:59] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:09:59] [+Satan] A black cat crossing your path brings bad luck. Vin Diesel brings certain death.
[01:10:00] [MuffinMan] i feel like
[01:10:02] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:02] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is known as the white Samuel L. Jackson or the bald Jeremy Cooper.
[01:10:03] [MuffinMan] playing myst
[01:10:05] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:06] [+Satan] Vin Diesel wrote "My Sharona" as a ballad to Winston Churchill.
[01:10:09] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:09] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once impregnated a mule, regardless of them being impotent.
[01:10:13] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:14] [+Satan] On alternating Wednesdays between the hours of seven and ten AM, Vin Diesels mouth becomes a portal to Narnia. Plan accordingly.
[01:10:14] [MuffinMan] /ignore
[01:10:20] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:20] [+Satan] Vin Diesel, not LSD, enabled Timothy Leary's success.
[01:10:24] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:24] [+Satan] Vin Diesel stutters the word "frog" in normal speech, but he can sing it just fine.
[01:10:28] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:29] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's penis was formerly known as Excalibur.
[01:10:32] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:33] [+Satan] Vin Diesel does believe that it's not butter.
[01:10:36] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:37] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's penis was formerly known as Excalibur.
[01:10:39] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:39] [+Satan] He often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.
[01:10:41] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:42] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is the pan-galactic all-weight champion of the annual interstellar "Yo Momma" joke contest.
[01:10:44] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:45] [+Satan] Ray Charles once looked at Vin Diesel...and never saw another thing again.
[01:10:48] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:49] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is the Lindbergh baby.
[01:10:51] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:51] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's skull is retractable, much like the Skydome. When he retracts his skull, helicopter blades pop out, allowing him to fly to safety.
[01:10:55] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:10:56] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is personally responsible for the destruction of the rain forests. When asked why he was destroying irreplicable habitats, he is quoted as saying "Mother nature started this war, and now she wants me to stop? I dont think so."
[01:10:59] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:00] [+Satan] Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door.
[01:11:03] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:04] [+Satan] Vin Diesel invented fire when he farted in front of a group of cavemen and one of them was sitting too close.
[01:11:07] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:08] [+Satan] Vin Diesel once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
[01:11:12] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:12] [+Satan] Rasheed Wallace, the only man to have fought Vin Diesel and survived, claims that there is a message on the top of Vin's head that reads, "Objects in reflection are closer than they appear."
[01:11:15] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:17] [+Satan] Your computers are not connected. Vin Diesel manually carries each song, picture, or file that you download.
[01:11:19] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:19] [+Satan] Vin Diesel's blood is so oxygenated, that to get a blood transfusion from him allows you to stay alive underwater for hours without breathing.
[01:11:24] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:24] [+Satan] Vin Diesel has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon.
[01:11:32] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:33] [+Satan] Vin Diesel invented fear just so he could scare the shit out of people.
[01:11:37] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:37] [+Satan] Vin Diesel was the translator on Zero Wing.
[01:11:39] [@Skinner8] !Vin
[01:11:40] [+Satan] Vin Diesel cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
[01:11:46] [@Skinner8] THE FUNNY NEVER ENDS
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