Shrinking nads? Mountain Dew may be responsible...

[GamerSJD2002]

eh, mountain dews not TOO carbonated (compared ti coke), IT BURNS WHEN CHUGING A COKE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Soeru]

never...never heard of MOUNTAIN DEW??!?!?!?

...cries uncontrollably...

Silly Indiana resident. Damn, they really don't have it over there?

I don't like the drink all that much, nor soft drinks in general, but it's cool to kill the monotony of coke and sprite every now and then, even if it causes a minute decrease in size of my already-supermassive balls.

[Sprung]

Silly Indiana resident. Damn, they really don't have it over there?

I don't like the drink all that much, nor soft drinks in general, but it's cool to kill the monotony of coke and sprite every now and then, even if it causes a minute decrease in size of my already-supermassive balls.

We have it. I couldn't believe some one else lived without it though...

[GamerSJD2002]

We have it. I couldn't believe some one else lived without it though...

your not even LIVING if you havn't at least TRIED it omg. (I personaly like code red mt. dew better, iit goes down smoother)

[Sprung]

Let me just say that if Mt. Dew did, in fact, shrink your testicles, I would have ovaries by now

[GamerSJD2002]

Let me just say that if Mt. Dew did, in fact, shrink your testicles, I would have ovaries by now

lol, I'd implode and form a black hole O.o

[ncxtreme]

I have heard that it is the "Yellow 5" in drinks like Mt. Dew and Sun Drop that is bad for you, shrink testicles - lower sperm count.
If this was true I would be a woman by now.

[foscus]

how could some one not even hear about it...its everywere, what country wouldent sell it?....and the ball thing meh that will never happen

[McGuinty]

up here in Canada i'm pretty sure MD is non-caffeinated or very low caffeine. i'll have to check on that. anyways, i seriously doubt all this amazing shrinking balls crap. maybe the kid's pants were too tight? I'd believe tartrazine to be carcinogenic before I'd believe it to affect my reproductive organs.

[polobunny]

Yeah MD in canada isn't addictive at all, we see almost nobody drinking that.
Already heard about that years ago, and hooo, im still in good shape even after drinking some.
Spriiiing!
Also Sprung isn't a man anymore, it's all lies, we're being watched. :O

[Dingy]

Anti-CocaColonization baby.
All the way.

[Great Mizuti]

i don't plan on having kids anyway, too noisy

[ChimpoUA]

Lolz, I'm dead... We don't have MD here! Hahhahhaa, cry like a foetus, you Sprung!

[Stone Cold]

Mountain Dew green is so better the code red that sucked I hated drinking it when I got a 12 pack it was like work if I bought it I had to drink it. MD doesn't shink your balls and that whole pop rocks and pop will blow up you stomach is bs watch the mythbusters i think I recall them calling them saying it's false

[Dingy]

i don't plan on having kids anyway, too noisy

See, now that's a reason.
Also know, that it reduces your sex drive.
And condoms can help not having kids more than shrunken gonads.