Shrinking nads? Mountain Dew may be responsible...

[cyclefiend2000]

mountain dew = nectar of the gods!

i would take it intraveneously if possible!

although a yellowy drink i used to prefer to md or mello yello was sun drop. more sugar and caffeine than mountain dew ever thought of! yummy!

[Kazekage Gaara]

WE DEMAND FOTOS!!!!

hahahaha.....lmao now thats gonna make me nads shrink lol

[Jase]

hahahaha.....lmao now thats gonna make me nads shrink lol

its goin to make other parts grow.

[Kazekage Gaara]

its goin to make other parts grow.

......hehehehe..

[nek_]

Ah in the U.S the rumor is it'll shrink your nads eh?

Here in Canada kids will tell you it lowers your sperm count. Ah well never believed it anyway.

We had that rumor in the states as well. It was like 'OMG MD Shrinks your balls!!!! OWAIT! IT JUST LOWERS SPERM COUNT LOLOLOL'. Savages.

[X-EvansBasher-X]

Did somebody say the nectar of the gods?
I believe you are referring to Jolt Cola.
What was their slogan again....? oh yeah, it was "Twice the sugar & twice the caffeine of Dew." If it doesn't cause ADD in your kids by age 14, we'll double your money back.

Next to Jolt & Red Bull, I like adding a bit of Mello Yello to a half glass of Dr. Pepper. Now that is a drink for the gods indeed

[Ninja Kurosai]

The only thing Red Bull did to me was make me want to take a huge shit. True story.

[Dinosaurman]

The only thing Red Bull did to me was make me want to take a huge shit. True story.

That means you were 'feeling' it.

[GamerSJD2002]

Mountain Dew Site
http://www.mountaindew.com/
and
Code Red Mountain Dew Site
http://www.mountaindew.com/code_red/index.php

There, now you know the famouse MOUNTAIN DEW, TRULY, AS OTHERS HAVE SAID, THE NECTER OF THE GODS *Sings Halelua*

[Anonymous]

i thought they took jolt off the market after that kid OD'ed on caffiene?

[Sprung]

i thought they took jolt off the market after that kid OD'ed on caffiene?

Wasn't he in the hospital next to the kid who drank Coke and ate Pop Rocks and his stomach exploded?

[GamerSJD2002]

i thought they took jolt off the market after that kid OD'ed on caffiene?

lol you'd think someone would tell him to stop drinking em when he's at the point to where he looks like he's on speed and extasy at the same time O.o

[Anonymous]

i heard he drank a 12 pack of cans, chugging them one after another. took him like 10 minutes or something. they tried to pump his stomach but the caffiene hit his heart and overstressed it.

[GamerSJD2002]

Was it not carbinated O.o I can't chug a coke how can you chug 12 cans omg O.o

[Anonymous]

yea its carbonated. i can chug a can of Dew in 25-30 seconds, so a 12 pack would take me 5-6 minutes, before you add in the time it takes to crack the next one and take a breath.