smoking....
smoking....
Can we not have normal talk? I suppose not
I'm going to start my new job in about 4 hours, the anticipation is making my genitalia shrivel.
sihT t'nsi lamron klat
Just carry on blistfully unaware of the doom that approchesOriginally Posted by TheotheImpaler
Nah, Good luck at your new job, I know its hard to start a new job.
Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..
Heh, yes, I actually was so excited about a job at spar I got for a short while, that the first day, I actually didn't sleep, by the end of that shift, I hadn;t slept for 27 hoursOriginally Posted by Xena
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I dont, Please...Do tellOriginally Posted by Xena
It`s mostly the fact that you will be a "n00b" to the job as the internet phrasology puts it.Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
It`s exciting though, learning new things, meeting new people, and so on.
Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..
I'm going to try and sleep now,
I can't stand to be awake right now.
http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/comments....e-251b3ffe1792
fans of knightrider might not appreciate this lol.
My mind has been blown. The person responsible for that video is a god.Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º° ¨¨°º¤ø„¸ EDWARD CULLEN IS THE KING OF VAMPYRES! HE IS BETTER THAN BILL COMPTON, LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, VLAD THE IMPALER, & DICK CHENEY ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°� �¤ø„¸
Whipstickagostop.
Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique
Good,
I was starting to worry.
I have just had the worst kebabish ever,
I'm going to be so ill tomrow![]()
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Half decent Panda,
half decent
Someone told me one today,
all tho I dont really see the humor in it
here goes.
Q : So whats the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A:Tellin your dad your gay.
Again I dont really think its funny
but someone might