Me:
what happen?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Somebody set us up the bomb
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
We get signal
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
what???
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
main screen turn on
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
It's you!!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
how are you gentlemen?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
all your base are belong to us
God:
You think I am base are belong to us.
Me:
you are on the way to destruction
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
what you say??
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
You have no chance to survive make your time
God:
Doesn't everyone have a chance to survive make my time.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
HA HA HA HA
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Are you a real boy?
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
so...uhhh...your not....wooden?
God:
And? I've lost the context, . Are we still on a song? Is this a specific reply? Is that your final answer?
Me:
locked in eddy
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
that son of a bitch from millionare
God:
" Who are you talking about? " son of a bitch from millionare ? I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
i fucked your mum
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said fucked your mum.
Me:
Rohan?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Rohan fucked your mum
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
have you ever fucked your mum?
God:
I don't think I ever have fucked my mum. What's it like?
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
have you ever fucked a rotting corpse of a spider monkey?
God:
I don't think I ever have fucked a rotting corpse of a spider monkey. What's it like?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
How is it like fucking the rotting corpse of a spider monkey
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
And how is it like fucking your mum?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
and how is it like fucking your dog?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so you fucked yoour dog?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fucked yoour dog.
Me:
no, you sick bastard
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That's good information: said I sick bastard.
Me:
do you own a computer?
God:
I live in a computer.
Me:
i thought you lived in heaven
God:
Thanks for the information: said I lived in heaven.
Me:
you pedophile fuck
God:
That's good information: said I pedophile fuck.
Me:
would you like some naked pictures of me you sick cunt
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
toos off
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i mean toss off
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ygiyjkotyuk
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penis?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
but i am female
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i was just joking you sick fuck
God:
I thought you were. You should use a .
Me:
can i go now
God:
Right now? Of course.
Me:
fuck off then
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nah
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
/quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
damn...
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
/mode +b *!*@*.heaven
God:
Please tell me the correct answer.
Me:
...
God:
Please tell me the correct answer.
Me:
i gonna go now you fat cunt
God:
Interesting gossip: said she gonna go now you fat cunt.