Go For President Of The World
I think i will run for the next election because i'm tired of looking everyone else becoming politicians.
So i thought about a campaign and here's my program:
a: pay my holidays, wherever the fuck i want to go because it's been nearly ten years since i've been on holiday
b: eliminate every kind of work and form of payment, everyone do as he pleases without feeling bound to
c: hijack every type of money in my pockets so i will have the possibility to study the terrible trouble of death and maybe try to become immortal
d: organizing meetings with the most erudite political scientists and start with them the following bombastic theme: "Talking About Cock"
e: asking Di Pietro (an italian politician) to join my party
f: changing planes routes to make them fly a little lower because i like their sound.
g: reveal to the masses the secret of the "Jade Monkey"
h: if you don't want to pay something, you just don't pay it
i: trying to invent new bad words to use them when the right time comes
l: eliminate all rappers
m: let Matlock come back to us
n: putting the youth where it belongs: jail
o: asking Berlusconi (another well known italian politician) if we can to divide his properties into
halves
p: descovering again into the schools the "hour of religion"
q: organizing meetings with women trying to understanding each others without talking
r: to reiterate the crime
s: reveal to the masses the most feared italian secret
t: reorganize from the roots the parliament, like, one of us dominate, the other don't
u: asking Ciampi (president of italian republic) to have a crisis whenever one wants to
v: to installate puke bags under the chairs of the parliament
z: removing the Mole Antonelliana (a kind of tower) in Torino and replacing it with a monument to the cock, 800 mt. high with a pussy shaped base.
Well, what do you think about it?
Let me know!!!
CIAO!!!
PAOLO
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Originally Posted by oghorgahsrog
