The negative vibe thread.

[Sir Zaphanos]

There's a dead fucking bird on my balcony. It's pretty big.
I really don't want to remove it.

[polobunny]

Poke it with a stick. If there is maggots, i'll laugh.

[Stark]

May have to Raise �700+ by september if my grant forms take too long to process.

[Sir Zaphanos]

It hasn't been dead long enough for there to be maggots.
There are flies though. They are gathering around it. Fascinating...

[Dinosaurman]

build him a small sea worthy vessel
and
give it a viking funeral

[Mistral]

I believe, if I were suitably evil and the balcony were high enough (especially if it overlooked a busy street, assuming you live in a city), I would just push it off during rush hour. But I'm not that evil (even if I have a sense of humour that can border on it in theory if not application), so I'd say to just put on some gloves and put it in an outdoor trash can. Not much else you can do for it now.

[Toto]

It's holidays, and I'm in that kind of boredom where nothing can get rid of it, because I don't feel like doing anything. ARGH BOREDOM.
Also, about the dead bird, throw it at someone.

[linkinkampf19]

Just woke up, have to go to class in about 15 minutes, and I go and check my e-mail.... woo-hoo! A *final* warning from E-bay! How that is possible I don't know, for I have no previous problems with the site. Turns out, after examining the e-mail while typing up a spoof report on their complaint page, the link in the e-mail is going to a completely different site (one with an IP address in it.... ) nd the credit card number displayed in no where near my own... damn, if I were to have found this out later on in the day... would I have noticed it being a spoof? Be careful with Ebay everyone...

EDIT: go with the trash can... or the particle accelerator

[Dinosaurman]

super stress

i gotta do like a million things b4 this chick gets here

and i only got like 14 days

[Schutzstaffel]

So I was colouring this picture of a sexy SS-man.. and I was just about to put some gold ink on him when BAM! A ton of gold ink splurged out of the pen.
Luckily, nothing got on the picture.. but the ink managed to get ALL over my hands.. And no matter how much I try and wash it off, it still won't come off and continue to be sticky.

Stupid gold..

[Shadow X]

Why do bad things always seem to happen to Schutzy

*hugs*

[Dinosaurman]

So I was colouring this picture of a sexy SS-man.. and I was just about to put some gold ink on him when BAM! A ton of gold ink splurged out of the pen.
Luckily, nothing got on the picture.. but the ink managed to get ALL over my hands.. And no matter how much I try and wash it off, it still won't come off and continue to be sticky.

Stupid gold..

little gold figerprints on the keyboard

i would use paint thinner,
but not if you got any cuts
ouch

[Stark]

I always use white spirits, but then again I'm extreme, don't worry schutzy, you're golden

[Schutzstaffel]

Why do bad things always seem to happen to Schutzy

*hugs*

An internet hug will not rid me of this golden hand! I demand better compensation!





I kid. I kid. *huggles!*

[Paul Miller]

I'm broke as shit. Less than no money infact. That's a negative vibe.






But who cares about money? Life is good Take THAT, thread!

Edit: Ok, so it does suck being broke. Don't let that positive statement have any impact whatsoever. Just give me some money, dammit.

Edit the second: SS rules you.