If you do get a couple of numbers, I'll bet that MasJ will love that!Originally Posted by Dingy
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If you do get a couple of numbers, I'll bet that MasJ will love that!Originally Posted by Dingy
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Yea, I'm not so sure he'll like it very muchOriginally Posted by brit
Though I'm sure he would get lots of numbers
That's not a good thing, but it doens't matter, b/c I have his number, and will kick the shit out of anyone else who wants it.
brit, did you try it?
I haven't left yet. It's 6:21AM over here. And I meant bringing a few girls home for the both of you, silly.Originally Posted by Dingy
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And I meant he wouldn't like more girls, and neither would IOriginally Posted by brit
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Rofl. You're such a party pooper!Originally Posted by Dingy
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Hahaha... a pues bien. This has become a rather amusing thread to read.
"When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."
- Kabir
I will miss you guys.
I wouldn't be surprised if this worked out, but it just goes to show you that people have no finesse when it comes to getting laid...
Man - "OMG! Roffles!! You have big boobies~! I wanna get in j00r pantz~! zort!!"
Woman - "Yes, please. Thank you."
Okay, perhaps my view on this is skewed because my girlfriend is a childhood friend, someone I've known for more than half of my life, but this is laughable to me. I think this is all a good way of getting a one night stand with a woman more shallow than a puddle and looking for nothing but sex. If you want love, that takes more than "youre prettyful, let's flirt." I'd say that, from personal experience, what most girls want (who are at least deeper than puddles) is for someone to be able to speak comfortably with them, I find it's best to start on friendly terms and really give that friendship everything you've got. Moreover, this shmuck has the one view I cannot stand: "girls are of a different species and should be treated as such." Women are humans, they deserve the respect all humans deserve, and as an outsider looking in--someone who is thoroughly taken, I mean--I see my female friends get turned off by this sort of behavior. I'd advise that one treats a woman who seems like a nice person like someone he would like to befriend and work from there, show her you really care; that takes more than acting "cocky and funny," my friends. Of course, being funny always helps, but make sure you are funny, what this man describes is not.
Well after a few hours of playing around with it, I can honestly say that it works as far as getting numbers. It won't get you into bed with her, but it's nice way to get closer to it. So after a bit of experimentation, I can say that this is not bullshit. Try it out, you'll like it.
It all depends on what you're looking for seriously. And personally I found that document rather funny and interesting after reading almost all of it.
This tricks are for getting laid, not for getting the woman of your life.
Obviously you don't need to do everything he says, it would make you some super macho guy with a IQ under 0, but alot of those tricks do work in parties (without the girl being on drugs, just in case someone would like to stab me for this one).
And hell it's sure there is no special instruction manual for womens, they're still humans aren't they?
Being honest, I tested some of those things at the party I had last night/morning and can say some do work. Other than that I didn't get laid using those techniques, but they were nice to break the ice.
Edit: Oh another thing, be honest. Not rude, but honest. You want to get laid, say it. Most of the time it will save you a few minutes of crap cutting.
Last edited by polobunny; 12th-June-2005 at 02:58.
Absolutely. As I said, my view is probably skewed by the fact that I've never had to do the dating thing, we were just always together, so I'm sure these could work, I'll just never try them (hopefully ^^; )Originally Posted by polobunny
You DID read ALL of that!? WTF!?Originally Posted by polobunny
Well I guess you can use the better things of anything you learn and ditch aside the rest. To an extent I must agree with Soeru, it all sounds like bullshit. But in the end this is only to give some of the guys in the forums some confidence when they need to talk it up, since I have read a lot of stupid things when they talk about their "bad luck" with women.
Super macho with an IQ of 0, that cracked me up... jejeje.
Nah whenever I find some strange thing around, I'll make a thread. Who knows, maybe brit will add up some phone numbers top his book and polo will enjoy the parties a bit more, and see this to get 3 pages long.![]()
Just joking people, the veredict is: PLAUSIBLE
"When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."
- Kabir
I will miss you guys.
Yes. The last time I checked, we wereOriginally Posted by polobunny
You deserve rep points for that Sir. Well done.Originally Posted by theskald
Also, I'm just going to say what I think most people have already elaborated on. These lines have a potential when it comes to starting off a conversation but beyond that I don't think it can get you laid, unless of course like the wise man above stated, teh women are even shallower than puddles.