Ugh. You can't even pee safely in Australia...![]()
I wouldn't suck it. As it was mentioned in the prevuious posts, it's possible it'd just cause more harm.
Ugh. You can't even pee safely in Australia...![]()
I wouldn't suck it. As it was mentioned in the prevuious posts, it's possible it'd just cause more harm.
Done... because you just couldn't stop begging, could you?Originally Posted by Panda Man
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No one is more important than oneself...
A lot of blood flows to the penis... he'd be a goner, that's what I would say. No suck for me.
What? I'm the only one who would? Fags.
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Funny. There's a popular joke around these parts that relates that exact series of events - a guy gets bit by a poisonous snake in the dick, he runs to his friend for help, the friend pops out a first aid booklet, where it says "Suck venom" blah, blah, and then he delivers the bad news to his poisoned friend: He's a goner... :eyeball:
I'm pretty sure other people have heard that joke as well...
Although, it is quite funny that it can happen in real life as well... =]
NO! If MasJ got bit like that, and Dingy offered me the best sex in the world, I still wouldn't do that.
Glad we agree on this.Originally Posted by Dave
Nek_ already informed us of your two meeting a rattlesnake. No need to place bad images in our minds.Originally Posted by Skinner8
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I'd use a penis pump.
And wear latex gloves.
2 for each hand
/me thinking outside the box
It's lowercase, bitch. Also, there are only certain people whom I would do this for. The list need not be recited. They know who they are.Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
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<3!Originally Posted by God of Internet�
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Hey thanks.Originally Posted by God of Internet�
I wouldn't do it for you though.
Is he cute? LOL
Being a girl, yanno, I had to say it LOL
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That sequence of events does make TONS of sense afterall...Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
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if i were sane i wouldn't do something like that. if i were drugged, drunk, high, u name it.....then i guess i wouldn't exactly have a choice.