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    Ugh. You can't even pee safely in Australia...

    I wouldn't suck it. As it was mentioned in the prevuious posts, it's possible it'd just cause more harm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man
    and this thread needs a poll.
    Done... because you just couldn't stop begging, could you?

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    No one is more important than oneself...

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    A lot of blood flows to the penis... he'd be a goner, that's what I would say. No suck for me.

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    What? I'm the only one who would? Fags.
    ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º° ¨¨°º¤ø„¸ EDWARD CULLEN IS THE KING OF VAMPYRES! HE IS BETTER THAN BILL COMPTON, LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, VLAD THE IMPALER, & DICK CHENEY ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°� �¤ø„¸

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    Funny. There's a popular joke around these parts that relates that exact series of events - a guy gets bit by a poisonous snake in the dick, he runs to his friend for help, the friend pops out a first aid booklet, where it says "Suck venom" blah, blah, and then he delivers the bad news to his poisoned friend: He's a goner... :eyeball:

    I'm pretty sure other people have heard that joke as well...

    Although, it is quite funny that it can happen in real life as well... =]

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    NO! If MasJ got bit like that, and Dingy offered me the best sex in the world, I still wouldn't do that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave
    No one is more important than oneself...
    Glad we agree on this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skinner8
    I'd suck it.
    Nek_ already informed us of your two meeting a rattlesnake. No need to place bad images in our minds.
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    I'd use a penis pump.

    And wear latex gloves.

    2 for each hand

    /me thinking outside the box

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
    Nek_ already informed us of your two meeting a rattlesnake. No need to place bad images in our minds.
    It's lowercase, bitch. Also, there are only certain people whom I would do this for. The list need not be recited. They know who they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God of Internet�
    It's lowercase, bitch. Also, there are only certain people whom I would do this for. The list need not be recited. They know who they are.
    <3!
    ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º° ¨¨°º¤ø„¸ EDWARD CULLEN IS THE KING OF VAMPYRES! HE IS BETTER THAN BILL COMPTON, LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, VLAD THE IMPALER, & DICK CHENEY ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°� �¤ø„¸

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    Quote Originally Posted by God of Internet�
    It's lowercase, bitch. Also, there are only certain people whom I would do this for. The list need not be recited. They know who they are.
    Hey thanks.

    I wouldn't do it for you though.

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    Is he cute? LOL Being a girl, yanno, I had to say it LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
    NO! If MasJ got bit like that, and Dingy offered me the best sex in the world, I still wouldn't do that.
    That sequence of events does make TONS of sense afterall...

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    If that happened, he's dead.

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    if i were sane i wouldn't do something like that. if i were drugged, drunk, high, u name it.....then i guess i wouldn't exactly have a choice.

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