What would YOU do?

[Jase]

So anyway on the local news i was watching and it seemed that a guy was out in the bush not to far from my town. Anyway back to the story this guy was out in the bush with a few mates they got slightly drunk the guy had to go releave himself, now i dont knwo if any of you have been to the Aussie bush but most snakes like to live in dead trees and what not so this guy was having a pee when all of sudden BAM snake jumps and and strikes him on his you know what so he had to run back to the camp and get some first aid then they took him to the clinic to get him treated and what not.
So my question is if your friend's penis had been bitten by a snake, would you suck the poison out?
Now im not sure if you know but you are ment to suck the venom out of the wound as it wont spread as fast so if your friend got a bite would you suck it out?

[polobunny]

It wasn't a dangerous snake, just a corn snake, so discussion closed.
Uh no.

[Jase]

It wasn't a dangerous snake, just a corn snake, so discussion closed.
Uh no.

We dont have those sort of snakes here
Aus has some of the deadlyest snakes in the world suck shit and its a valid topic.

[GundamGuy]

no no... what you do is break the blokes rib cage so he can suck the venom out himself...
Or if your fast enought just cut the tallywacker off.
Or use the New and improved Venom Sucker

[Sprung]

Let me put it this way.

Watcher, if it were you and I, and you got bit, I'd miss you.

[polobunny]

1. Insect venom sucker

Client: Guido van Haaften Industrieel Ontwerpen, Doetinchem (NL)


The original product The insect venom sucker is meant to suck venom from an insect bite. Operation is heavy and has to be performed with two hands. This limits the areas on the body which can be reached when no helping hand is near.

Results: With our advice, the product is now designed for easy use. Less force is required and the product can be applied to nearly the whole body without help.The product will be on the market soon. A patent is applied for.

Insect, bleh. Goodbye The_Watcher.

[brit]

Trying to suck the venom out of a snake bite only causes the blood to circulate faster and spread the poison along with it. They now advise againse that course of action.

[Jase]

Trying to suck the venom out of a snake bite only causes the blood to circulate faster and spread the poison along with it. They now advise againse that course of action.

Britney spears won this one.
Well sort of trying to suck the vemon CAN help in some case's but its advised not to suck it for the following reason:

2. Do not apply oral suction to the bite wound. Venom is absorbed through the mucus membranes... sucking venom will only result in an additional poisoning victim needing treatment.

[GODJonez]

I don't live in Australia so I don't have to worry about that issue. But if I were, as you have read the other posts, I wouldn't do it.

[Skinner8]

I'd suck it.

[crusher]

I'd suck it.

No surprise here.

[kratos]

I wouldn't.

[trick]

Nope. Wouldnt go near it. Id say goodbye to my friend.

[Panda Man]

maybe... if it was brad pitt

j/k, hell no i wouldn't... and this thread needs a poll.

[Norgus]

Just no. But yeah, I'm damned glad now I know its a bad idea to suck poison, as I'd have an excuse not to if I ever got into THAT unlikely situation. Very glad.